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Scientifically Accurate Pokemon Are Here To Ruin Pikachu And Snorlax Forever

By 01.07.14

Scientifically Accurate Pokemon by ADHD

FOX’s Animation Domination High Definition (ADHD) are the lovable scamps behind the disturbing, NSFW videos about “Scientifically Accurate” versions of cartoons including ThunderCats, Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man, and Ducktales. They’ve turned another childhood cartoon into nightmare fuel with Scientifically Accurate Pokemon.

In the real world, Ash Ketchum is just a homeless ten-year-old who goes all Michael Vick on some animals. Pikachu is just a rat who bit an extension cord. Team Rocket should sell Meowth because a talking cat is worth millions.

And just when we think they won’t stick to their trend of singing about dicks this time, the narrator yells an out-of-context “POKE-DICKS!” and they flash a very randy Snorlax. It’s still not the weirdest Pokemon thing we’ve seen this week.

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