From Bad To Worst: Every Movie Based On A Horror Video Game Ranked

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I have a confession to make — I think I may have watched every movie based on a horror video game ever made. Every one released in theatres at least. I certainly didn’t intentionally set out to achieve this incredibly dubious honor. I just like survival horror games a lot, and had nothing to do a few too many Friday nights and I kind of dig Milla Jovovich and, and…I don’t know! I don’t know how it happened! Everyone makes mistakes, okay?!

So, in honor of this spoooky time of year, here’s every (theatrically released) movie based on a horror video game ranked from bad to worst (because there is no “good” when you’re talking horror game movies)…

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