From The Wayback File: Donny and Marie’s Star Wars

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04.25.11 5 Comments

being cut to occasionally to tell a joke and make the same face.  Also, there are dancing Stormtroopers, because this was the ’70s and you couldn’t have a variety show without a confusing dance number.

The video’s after the jump. Good luck if you can sit through the whole thing.  Holy crap, what did people do back when they had three or four TV channels and stuff like this was on all of them?  No wonder quaaludes and whippits seemed like a good idea.  I zonked out while watching this, and when I came to my face was covered in gold spraypaint. WARRIORS.

[Banner picture via JuliaSegal, inset photoshop via Fark.]

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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