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Fox has released a couple new underwhelming posters for X-Men: First Class which I wasn’t going to mention until they also released three new character trailers with new footage. Oh, you. I can’t stay mad at you about that Wolverine movie foreve—-ARRRRRRR! RAAAGE! Okay, maybe I can.
Anyway, the new trailers (after the jump) center around Banshee (played by Caleb Landry Jones), Havok (played by Lucas Till), and Beast (played by Nicholas Hoult, that kid from About A Boy who grew up to be what we in the business call “creepy hot”). By “we in the business” I mean the gays. We unionized and formed an S Corp. Our agenda is tax breaks. I know you’ve been hearing for years that our agenda was “destroying society” but, no, it was really just tax breaks.