Bryan Cranston Makes First Appearance In ‘Total Recall’ Clips (Plus Three-Breasted Hooker Update)

By: 07.19.12

Total Recall comes out August 3rd, and Sony just released three new clips including our first look at Bryan Cranston in the film. The first clip below was released in Singapore by Sony. Why Sony thought watching Kate Beckinsale do backflips would be more enjoyable to Singapore audiences than it would be to us is a mystery. What’s up, Singapore? You got statues dedicated to Kate Beckinsale doing backflips or something? Can I visit?

The second clip shows Beckinsale using her future phone implanted in her hand to tell Bryan Cranston the bad news that Farrell got away. Do you remember the scene in the original Total Recall when Arnold Schwarzenegger removes an implant through his nose? We’re guessing Colin Farrell will have to do the same with the iPhone 20 implanted in his palm. I don’t know if it’s an iPhone 20; I just assumed palm implantation would be a feature by the time they got to version 20.

The third clip features Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Biel in a shootout. Typical stuff from director Len Wiseman. Check out the clips below, and continue to the second page (workplace rules permitting) for three pictures of the mostly-clothed tri-boobed prostitute at San Diego Comic-Con.

[Sources: ENI, CBM, LATFG, Coming Soon]

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The scantily-clad three-breasted prostitute is on the next page (probably NSFW).

P.S. “scantily-clad three-breasted prostitute” would be a cool band name.

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