Yes, it’s true — it’s now possible to build yourself a house made of blood. Moo-hoo-mwa-hahaha!
British architect Jack Munro was, apparently, really put off by the amount of blood that just goes to waste in your typical slaughterhouse. Totally normal thing to be obsessed about. Totally. So, Jack went and came up with a method of creating bricks from cow’s blood.
Basically all you have to do is mix blood with sand and water and you get a lovely bright red brick. These bricks aren’t as sturdy as normal bricks, because well, they’re basically giant rectangular scabs, but hey some structural issues are a small price to pay for the privilege of living in a house literally made of death. That’ll keep those goddamn kids off your front lawn.
bricks pic via Shutterstock