Ashton Kutcher tells Charlie Sheen: ‘Dude, shut the f*ck up’ — Sheen is ‘so sorry’

Ashton Kutcher tells Charlie Sheen: “Dude, shut the f*ck up” —  Sheen is “so sorry”
“Seriously,” Kutcher said on Jimmy Kimmel, “like. Enough already. Like it’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter. Like come on dude, really?” Sheen responded this morning on Twitter, saying “message received.”

“Criminal Minds” has its biggest audience with Episode 200 in nearly 2 years
The CBS drama had its best viewership since May 2012.

Watch Howard Stern argue with Jerry Seinfeld on “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”
Seinfeld told Stern earlier this week he had the video edited to emphasize their arguments.


AMC puts zombies beneath NYC streets to scare New Yorkers

Watch the latest “Walking Dead” promotion.

“Sons of Anarchy” is credited with saving the motorcycle industry
“We basically saved Harley,” says Mark Boone Jr.

Matt Damon won’t get to sit on Jimmy Kimmel’s couch tonight
The entire cast of “Monuments Men” will take over Kimmel’s couch, but there won’t be any room for Damon.


Funny or Die has a dark take on Jay Leno’s final day

What if Leno tried to take his life after his final “Tonight Show”?

“Happy Endings” alum Zachary Knghton joining “Parenthood,” gets a Fox pilot
He’s expected to romance Erika Christensen, while also starring on Fox’s “Weird Loners.”

“The Americans” nabbed by Amazon
Amazon has secured video on demand rights to the FX series.


ABC is promising something shocking will happen when Rosie O’Donnell returns to “The View” on Friday

Rosie already filmed her appearance on Tuesday.

“SNL” newbie Brooks Wheelan filmed every day of 2013
Watch a video of Wheelan in the months before he got the big job as featured player. PLUS: Why isn’t Wheelan being used more?