The ‘Gilmore Girls’ Revival Is Weirdly Reminiscent Of ‘American Gods’

11.30.16 4 days ago

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I confess. I am not a huge Gilmore Girls fan. I’m a fan, but not a diehard. A filthy casual. I have vague memories of watching the show during its original run. I can recall fall leaves in the opening credits, I think. A lot of knit hats, I think. I definitely remember the mother/daughter relationship that at the time gave newly minted parental me hope teen motherhood* didn’t have to end as an after-school special cautionary tale. What I don’t remember is if the show was as much of a surreal acid trip as the current revival on Netflix is and, quite frankly, after subjecting myself to six hours and a year in the life of Stars Hollow, I don’t have the stomach to find out.

*Over a decade and another kid later, I now find myself extremely judgmental of Lorelei’s (Lauren Graham) “Cool Mom” style. Teen me would be horrified to find I now relate more to Emily Gilmore (Kelly Bishop).

It’s been pointed out that Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) is officially the worst and our own Alan Sepinwall has gone into detail about the revival’s highs and lows. But neither Rory’s nor Lorelei’s incapability for self-reflection nor the more insane scenes such as the steampunk gorillas or the never-ending musical (which I assume play better to core fans) were what bothered me the most. No, that title goes to the town of Stars Hollow itself for possibly being the creepiest small town in America.

As if preserved in nostalgic amber, Stars Hollow remains impervious to change. The tiny populace is happy and community-minded. Greedy capitalism and Big Box™ stores haven’t devastated the economy. The town square is thriving. You can drive by the ballet school at any time of day (or night) and find the dancers hard at work. Everyone appears to be making a middle class living. The Dragonfly Inn is booked solid despite a lack of chef or spa. There’s always a fair or event going on that involves elaborate town square lights and decorations. But there’s also no (or spotty) cell reception and Uber doesn’t come to town. There’s literally a secret speakeasy that speaks to an underground element and no one blinks at masked marauders dressed as steampunk gorillas. Basically, if a gang of horror movie tropes stumbled upon Stars Hollow, they’d all be dead at the hands of the murderous townies before the credits rolled.

Throughout the entirety of the Gilmore Girls revival, Stars Hollow felt off. But familiar. It wasn’t until the summer episodes however, when the saccharine 30-Something Gang and their equally eerie parents showed up that I was able to place the feelings. With everything that has happened to the economy in the last decade, the town Lorelei and Rory Gilmore live in feels like Lakeside, Wisconsin from Neil Gaiman’s acclaimed American Gods. Stars Hollow is under the protection of a Hinzelmann kobold. It’s the only explanation.

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