Surely the burning question on everyone’s mind today regarding the Bin Laden killing is, “I wonder if Obama got some hot killing sex last night?”, right? I mean, it’s so evident that Michelle Obama is a women whose loins moisten at the mere thought of her man having some hot terrorist blood on his his hands, so surely she saddled him up and drained his presidential black balls proper-like last night, right? Right? RIGHT?
So, of course, always having its finger on the nation’s pulse, TMZ put up a poll today asking readers to weigh in on whether they thought Obama got some ass last night, because that’s what TMZ does…
Even TMZ’s commenters — not exactly considered the internet’s sharpest tool brigade — found it sort of revolting that they’d poll their readers for opinions on whether the president got laid last night…
And of course Obama got laid last night — twice — just like he does every night. DUH!