Mario Finally F*cking Loses It In A Bawdy, Bloody, NSFW Animation

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Mario finally snaps on Sega and Nintendo characters during what should have been a leisurely kart race.

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Darth Vader Has A Conversation With His 12 Year Old Self


"Avoid Obi-Wan. Also, thermal exhaust ports should have grates. Make a note of that."

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Corporate Response To Star Wars Complaint Letter Is The Best Ever Corporate Response

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There's a retail chain for educational toys in the UK called "The Early Learning Centre" which I pronounce "sent-ray" while drinking Earl Gray with my pinky out because I'm fancy/illiterate.

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Anakin Skywalker is Not the Best Interview

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Here's Jake Lloyd, aka Anakin Skywalker, being interviewed at some kind of a convention.


Emo Vader: Darth Diagnosed With Borderline Personality Disorder

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"Listen b-tch, I don't have abandonment issues.

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Nice Duds: Star Wars Cloaks


Have you ever wanted to dress like a Jedi, but were too lazy to make your own cloak.

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UPDATE: Now with video 10 years ago, Jake Lloyd played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode I.

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