Newly minted Apple CEO Tim Cook read <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2012/01/ny-times-investigation-confirms-that-apples-factories-in-china-are-basically-slave-labor-camps/">yesterday's report in the New York Times </a>about how the factories in China that make your iPads, iPhones and iPods are basically salve labor camps and he is calling shenanigans on those dastardly communists at the "paper of record.