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WHO WANTS TO SEE BARRY’S TESTICLES?

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So the federal prosecution in this Barry Bonds case wants to show his presumably-shrunken testicles as evidence that he took performance-enhancing drugs during his baseball career.

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Barry Bonds By Cleared By “The Clear”

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Yahoo! Sports has gained access to previously sealed documents regarding the whole Barry Bonds/BALCO testimonies.

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BARRY BONDS INDICTED; LOOK! IT’S A-ROD!

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Barry Bonds, baseball's all-time home run king*, yesterday was indicted by a federal grand jury on four counts of being a lying sack of shit and one count of obstruction of justice.

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BREAKING! BARRY BONDS NOT NICE

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Former Barry Bonds mistress Kimberly Bell talked to the New York Daily News to promote her spread in this month's Playboy, and it turns out that Barry Bonds is self-absorbed and did steroids.

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THE BEST BARRY BONDS NEWS IN A WHILE

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As covered everywhere but on this website, Barry Bonds hit his kinda-record-breaking 756th career home run earlier this year, and designer Mark Ecko purchased the ball at a Sotheby's auction for three-quarters of a million dollars.

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THE CRAFTSMANSHIP IS NONPAREIL

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I'm usually not down for writing blog posts about the stupid crap that's on eBay unless it's something truly valuable, like a chick with big tits.

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OKAY, FINE: A BONDS TRIBUTE VIDEO

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This video's not gonna set the world on fire or anything, but here's a musical recap of whatshisface's accomplishments created by 1570 the Zone in Louisville.

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FACE!

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Broadcasting legend Bob Costas, best known for his star-making role in BASEketball and his distaste for the shithole of Augusta, Georgia, used his throbbing brain to totally OWN Barry Bonds yesterday.

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BARRY BONDS IS A NICE GUY

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As reported by everyone on the planet, lovable Giants slugger Barry Bonds took on noted media asshole Bob Costas and put the dimwitted reporter in his place.

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BARRY BONDS'S MISTRESS TO POSE NUDE

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One of the many awesome things about this site is that I never write about Barry Bonds.

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STEPHEN COLBERT ON BECKHAM

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Man I wish Stephen Colbert talked about sports every night.

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THE ALL-STAR GAME DREW LOTS OF HOOKERS

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This story's a couple days old, but I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't note that a prostitution and child exploitation sting during the MLB All-Star festivities in San Francisco resulted in 131 arrests.

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BASEBALL’S ALL-STARS GOT CHOSEN

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The AL and NL rosters for the MLB All-Star game have been finalized, and people somewhere are upset that Player X was left off the roster for Player Y (and by "Player Y" I mean "Brian Fuentes"), and those people have the irrefutable stats to prove it.

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JAY BUHNER STILL HAS THE MAGIC

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This photo from Lookout Landing encapsulates why the Mariners of a decade ago were so much more likable than today's Mariners (you know, besides the fact that they didn't suck).

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BARRY BONDS WAS A LATE BLOOMER

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Game of Shadows is being released in paperback, and Mark (Jedi name) Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams have written a special afterword that documents, for the 3 billionth time, that Barry Bonds used every performance-enhancing drug on the planet.

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BARRY ZITO LOOKS KINDA HOT

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So remember last year, when Barry Bonds dressed up as Paula Abdul and pretended not to be a dickface for an entire morning.

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BARRY BONDS WILL NEVER RETIRE

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Despite the fact that most skeletons from the Paleozoic have more cartilage tan his knees, Barry Bonds claims that he wants to play in 2008 and possibly beyond.

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BARRY BONDS IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

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Man, when is the media going to finally stop smearing nice guys like Barry Bonds.

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BARRY BONDS IS STILL ALIVE, ANNOYING

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How much do I not want to talk about Barry Bonds re-signing with the Giants.


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