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BARRY BONDS INDICTED; LOOK! IT’S A-ROD!

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Barry Bonds, baseball's all-time home run king*, yesterday <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20071115&content_id=2301117&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="_blank">was indicted by a federal grand jury</a> on four counts of being a lying sack of shit and one count of obstruction of justice.

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BREAKING! BARRY BONDS NOT NICE

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Former Barry Bonds mistress Kimberly Bell talked to the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2007/10/02/2007-10-02_barry_bonds_exmistress_details_stars_ste.html" target="_blank">New York Daily News</a> to promote her spread in this month's Playboy, and it turns out that Barry Bonds is self-absorbed and did steroids.

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THE BEST BARRY BONDS NEWS IN A WHILE

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As covered everywhere but on this website, Barry Bonds hit his kinda-record-breaking 756th career home run earlier this year, and designer Mark Ecko purchased the ball at a Sotheby's auction for three-quarters of a million dollars.

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THE CRAFTSMANSHIP IS NONPAREIL

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I'm usually not down for writing blog posts about the stupid crap that's on eBay unless it's something truly valuable, like a chick with big tits.

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OKAY, FINE: A BONDS TRIBUTE VIDEO

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This video's not gonna set the world on fire or anything, but here's a musical recap of whatshisface's accomplishments created by <a href="http://www.1570thezone.com/" target="_blank">1570 the Zone</a> in Louisville.

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FACE!

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Broadcasting legend Bob Costas, best known for his star-making role in BASEketball and his distaste for the shithole of Augusta, Georgia, used his throbbing brain to totally OWN Barry Bonds yesterday.

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BARRY BONDS IS A NICE GUY

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As reported by everyone on the planet, lovable Giants slugger Barry Bonds took on noted media asshole Bob Costas and put the dimwitted reporter in his place.

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BARRY BONDS'S MISTRESS TO POSE NUDE

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One of the many awesome things about this site is that I never write about Barry Bonds.

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STEPHEN COLBERT ON BECKHAM

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Man I wish Stephen Colbert talked about sports every night.

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THE ALL-STAR GAME DREW LOTS OF HOOKERS

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This story's a couple days old, but I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't note that a <a href="http://www.nbc11.com/news/13690532/detail.html" target="_blank">prostitution and child exploitation sting</a> during the MLB All-Star festivities in San Francisco resulted in 131 arrests.

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BASEBALL’S ALL-STARS GOT CHOSEN

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The <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar07/news/story?id=2922584" target="_blank">AL</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar07/news/story?id=2922588" target="_blank">NL</a> rosters for the MLB All-Star game have been finalized, and people somewhere are upset that Player X was left off the roster for Player Y (and by "Player Y" I mean <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/good-thing-nobody-cares-about-this-game-anymore/dont-let-larussa-drink-and-select-274208.php" target="_blank">"Brian Fuentes"</a>), and those people have the irrefutable stats to prove it.

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JAY BUHNER STILL HAS THE MAGIC

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This photo from <a href="http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2007/4/3/33327/95283" target="_blank">Lookout Landing</a> encapsulates why the Mariners of a decade ago were so much more likable than today's Mariners (you know, besides the fact that they didn't suck).

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BARRY BONDS WAS A LATE BLOOMER

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Game of Shadows is being released in paperback, and Mark (Jedi name) Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams have written a special afterword that documents, for the 3 billionth time, that Barry Bonds used every performance-enhancing drug on the planet.

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BARRY ZITO LOOKS KINDA HOT

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So remember last year, when Barry Bonds dressed up as Paula Abdul and pretended not to be a dickface for an entire morning.

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BARRY BONDS WILL NEVER RETIRE

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Despite the fact that most skeletons from the Paleozoic have more cartilage tan his knees, Barry Bonds claims that he wants to <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/tom_verducci/02/06/bonds.giants/index.html" target="_blank">play in 2008 and possibly beyond</a>.

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BARRY BONDS IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

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Man, when is the media going to finally stop smearing <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/story/487682p-410640c.html" target="_blank">nice guys like Barry Bonds</a>.

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BARRY BONDS IS STILL ALIVE, ANNOYING

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How much do I not want to talk about Barry Bonds re-signing with the Giants.

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BARRY BONDS HAS A TERRIFIC AGENT

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For those of you arriving from the colossal gay train wreck of <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/george-steinbrenner/joe-torre-immediately-bought-george-tickets-to-a-chorus-line-211297.php" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> today, welcome.


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