The harsh truth, from a lady's perspective.

Steven Spielberg's much-anticipated Lincoln gets a Scarface parody.

If your life leaves you longing for the great outdoors, consider infusing your musk with some Campfire Cologne.

The animated music video for "Got Me a Beard" from The Beards is (spoiler alert) heavy on beard humor and willing to destroy anything beardless.

"There are two kinds of men.

Upping the creepiness ante on <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/20-of-the-creepiest-celebrities-without-eyebrows/" target="_blank">celebrites without eyebrows</a>, FreakingNews.

I'm a sucker for <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/pop-culture-art/" target="_blank">pop culture art</a> and all things facial hair (even on ladies as long as they're introduced as "handsome"), so <a href="http://www.reelizer.com/live-for-films/beards-chris-thornley/" target="_blank">Beards by Chris Thornley</a> couldn't be more up my alley.

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I'm not 100% clear on if <a href="http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/article/2011/12/13/3090715/matisyahu-shaves-beard">this means he's denouncing Hasidic Judaism or not</a>, but this morning orthodox Jew reggae rapper Matisyahu <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/matisyahu/status/146577385318391808">posted a beardless pic of himself to Twitter </a>and released <a href="http://matisyahuworld.com/news/detail/note_from_matisyahu/">the following announcement on his website</a>.

Sports LOLNFL: Preseason 2011 Week 1 - The reasonable adult approach to professional sports is to wait for the pictures to go up and put a bunch of block letter words over them.

Just because we’ve previously covered the incredibly prestigious <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/the-2011-world-beard-championships#page/1">World Beard and Mustache Championships</a>, we’re not opposed to covering facial hair contests on the regional circuit, especially when it’s for the betterment of the U.

As a grown man who can only grow random small patches of hair on his face, I’ve admired Pittsburgh Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel and his beard for quite some time.