Because <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/lingerie-football" target="_blank">Lingerie Football</a> and the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/09/bikini-hockey-league-videos" target="_blank">Bikini Hockey League</a> can't satiate America's desire to see barely-trained women pretend to play sports in their underwear, the Bikini Basketball Association is about to become a thing.