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Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Tower Scheiße

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It’s Tuesday and you know what that means - we’ve got a bunch of new old movies from which to choose for our home viewing pleasure.


Brett Ratner to direct commercials for GLAAD. …But will he rehearse them?

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Brett Ratner said a lot of things in the lead up to Tower Heist, like that he didn't know Olivia Munn was Asian, that he "banged her a few times and forgot her," and most importantly, that he never <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/olivia-munn-says-brett-ratner-masturbated-to-her-while-eating-shrimp" target="_blank">beat off in front of her while eating shrimp</a>.

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The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011!

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Last year, when I asked Vince if I could rank the year’s worst movies, it seemed like a harmless enough idea.

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Brian Grazer to replace Ratner as Oscar producer

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Following Brett Ratner's resignation in the wake of his insensitive comments toward shrimp, gays, rehearsal, Olivia Munn, and Asians, the Academy has named as his replacement Brian Grazer, probably best known as Ron Howard's producing partner, and for constantly looking as sweaty and coked out as Brett Ratner probably actually is.


Eddie Murphy Quits as Oscars Host

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Fresh on the heels of Brett Ratner <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/11/tubby-douchebag-out-as-oscars-producer">stepping down</a> from producing the Oscars due to Fag-gate, Eddie Murphy has quit as the award show's host.

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Eddie Murphy decides hosting the Oscars is for… uh… he quits

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Yesterday afternoon, Brett Ratner stepped down as Oscars host in the wake of all the terrible things he said about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/brett-ratner-rehearsing-is-for-fgs" target="_blank">rehearsal</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/olivia-munn-says-brett-ratner-masturbated-to-her-while-eating-shrimp" target="_blank">Asians</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/brett-ratner-apologizes-for-being-a-meatheaded-goon" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/olivia-munn-says-brett-ratner-masturbated-to-her-while-eating-shrimp" target="_blank">shrimp</a> (but mostly because he used the F-A-G word).

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Tubby Douchebag Out as Oscars Producer

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If you've been following the Brett Ratner skeeve-fest at <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/" target="_blank">FilmDrunk</a>, it should come as no surprise that the Tower Heist director has resigned as the producer of this February's Oscars telecast.


Brett Ratner resigns as Oscars producer

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It seems like it was only hours ago that we were sharing Brett Ratner's public apology for saying "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/brett-ratner-rehearsing-is-for-fgs" target="_blank">rehearsal is for f*gs,</a>" along with Academy President <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/brett-ratner-apologizes-for-being-a-meatheaded-goon" target="_blank">Tom Sherak's public acceptance</a> of that apology, but apparently that wasn't enough.


Brett Ratner Apologizes For Being A Meatheaded Goon

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I hope you all saved up money for tickets and commemorative t-shirts, because the Brett Ratner Kinda Sorta Apology Tour is in full swing.


Morning Links Are Like An Accent Mark

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This is my FunFunFun Fest print from the weekend, autographed right in the middle by Donald Glover.


Brett Ratner: “Rehearsal is for f*gs.”

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For all the crappy movies he makes, I could kiss Brett Ratner on his fat, nacho-cheese-and-vodka stained face for all the amazing content he provides this blog.


Weekend Movie Guide: Go See Tower Heist!

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Opening Everywhere: Tower Heist, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Opening Somewhere: The Son of No One FilmDrunk Suggests: Are you kidding.

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Yeah, Brett Ratner Is The Worst

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To be honest, I really had no intention of seeing Tower Heist this weekend after reading <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/movies/brett-ratner-directs-tower-heist.html?_r=2&pagewanted=1&ref=movies">the profile of Brett Ratner in the New York Times</a> last weekend.


Olivia Munn says Brett Ratner masturbated to her while eating shrimp

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Folks, we're about to go deep down a douche rabbit hole here, so fair warning.

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Review: Tower Heist is solid gold (wink, wink)

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Brett Ratner has done something ingenious in Tower Heist.


This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My!

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This Week in Posters: Twilight, The Muppets, horrible Brett Ratner posters, when diagonals attack, PLUS -- VAMPIRE DOG.


Miguel Tejada Works Well In Either Adaptation


Saturday Night Live isn't always on the cutting edge of comedy and "baseball = steroids" isn't the most creative joke, but I couldn't help but enjoy this Moneyball parody from Saturday's show.


Brett Ratner is Great at Fake Apologies

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According to some reports, the trailer for Brett Ratner's film, Tower Heist, allegedly contained "jokes.

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It’s Official, Eddie Murphy is Your Oscars Host

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You may have missed it yesterday when you were busy stuffing your fat faces with hot dogs, but <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/eddie-murphy-in-talks-to-host-ratner-produced-oscars" target="_blank">I reported</a> that Brett Ratner, who's producing this year's Oscars, had only one host in mind, and that host was Eddie Murphy (with whom he no doubt bonded over their <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/07/brett-ratner-experienced-with-videos-trannies" target="_blank">mutual love of trannies</a>).


Official: Eddie Murphy to Host Oscars

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Eddie Murphy has been confirmed as the host of next year's Brett Ratner-produced telecast of the Academy Awards, thereby guaranteeing that the 2012 Oscars will either be the best or the worst Oscars ever.

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