I don’t know, you guys.

Burnsy already broke the news <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/channing-tatum-will-be-named-peoples-sexiest-man-alive-for-2012" target="_blank">yesterday</a> accompanied by <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Ovation.jpeg" target="_blank">this glorious Photoshop</a>, but in case you didn't trust an early exclusive from a site called "gossipcop," rest easy as it has been confirmed, Channing Tatum has been named <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20315920_20647632,00.html#1114sf" target="_blank">People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive</a>.

Earlier today, I received an email from the fine people at Gentlemen’s Quarterly magazine regarding their selections for the annual "Men of the Year" feature, or however they refer to it.

In case you don’t have a giant chart on your wall that tracks the success of Channing Tatum films like I do, our favorite rec center savior had three films that topped the $100 million mark.

Is every movie just going to be based on/inspired by some real event.

Good news, unemployed people of New Orleans.

16-year old U.

Actor Channing Tatum has undoubtedly reached A-list status this year, what with <a href="http://boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=channingtatum.htm">all 3 of his films grossing more than $100 million</a> and <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/330502/george-clooney-and-stacy-keibler-host-channing-tatum-and-jenna-dewan-in-italy">him hanging out with George Clooney</a>, so he can pretty much do whatever he wants at this point.

With Magic Mike officially becoming Channing Tatum’s third $100 million movie of 2012, Hollywood’s newest A-lister has been understandably busy these past few weeks (notably, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/tweets-come-to-life-what-if-the-best-rejectedolympicevents-were-real#page/8">winning the gold in Competitive Twerking</a>).

This morning marked the first time in three days that I logged into Twitter and didn’t see #RejectedOlympicEvents trending, and that’s a very good thing.

Well.

I meant to hit this little tidbit of “news” yesterday, but I was too busy opening my own custom furniture shop in Tampa, thanks to the inspiration that Magic Mike provided me.

Now that Magic Mike has been released and the chaos of the promotional tours and marketing has died down, we can once again re-focus on what many people are referring to “The Eventual Greatest Blockbuster Motion Picture of All-Time”.

Opening Errwherrr, WHAT SON: MAGIC MIKE.

The Evolution of a Film Snob (Me) And His Feelings About Magic Mike.

With Magic Mike on the verge of blowing the gates off the Box Office this Friday, it appears that haters are forming quite the line to the left to tarnish the good name of one Channing Matthew Tatum.

When you become a Hollywood A-lister, you’re bound to draw old friends and acquaintances out of the woodworks hoping to hitch a ride on your fame train.

If you’ve been following our <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/storyboards">exclusive White House Down storyboards</a> for the upcoming mega blockbuster starring Channing Tatum, then you know that we’ve been lacking one thing – a strong female lead.

<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/storyboards">For the past few weeks</a>, we've been bringing you <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/storyboards">exclusive updates</a> on <a href="http://whitehousedown.tumblr.com/">the eventual Channing Tatum blockbuster</a> White House Down, which will be directed by Roland Emmerich and gross roughly $16 trillion dollars.

I don't know how he does it, but it seems like every time I report on something Channing Tatum-related, our own Burnsy has the inside source.