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Derrick Coleman’s battery commercial makes me want to root for the Seahawks

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Not sure how we didn't know about this until yesterday, but Seattle Seahawks FB Derrick Coleman has been legally deaf since he was three years old.

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Colin Kaepernick Busts Out the Beats, Seattle Gets Alternate Cut

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While the original cut gave us the musical stylings of Aloe Blacc, an alternate cut of the commercial will be airing in the greater Seattle area to offset the hurt feelings of the great 12th Man.

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The Best Moments From Week 1 Sunday

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The gushing over RGIII and Peyton Manning should get underway momentarily.

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The Mannings Are Jogging Workout Warriors

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As Ufford can tell you, the world of CrossFit has in a few years' time evolved from a niche subculture into a larger subculture populated by people with disposable income.

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Embarrassing Products Need Endorsers Too

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Wes Welker, DeMarcus Ware and Clay Matthews are in a new commercial for Depend, because elder football fans need to buy things other than just dick pills.

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The Jesusback Commercial Destined to Reignite the Culture Wars (And the Snack Chip Crusades)

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Here it is, everybody - the never before seen Focus on the Family ad airing during Super Bowl XLIV that features Tim Tebow decrying the evils of smishsmorshions.

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Schlubby, Jonah Hill-esque Commercial Actor Has Fantasic Range, General Ubiquity

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With the arrival of the new NFL season also brings a first glimpse at the slate of ads that will run practically on loop during broadcasts throughout the year.

yes i know i could have used travis henry

It’s Vhat Zee Penis Vants!

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Brooke Shields: An epidemic is sweeping the nation.

Unsilent Majority

The Least Interesting Man In the World

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He has been known to enjoy ham and cheese on white bread with miracle whip alongside a tall glass of warm milk.

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The Source of All Douche

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[Joe's Diner]Matt: Evah notice ha' cawnfurunce title games ah often bettah than the Sooper Bowl.

Unsilent Majority

The Manning Family Gets Double Stuffed, Eli Licks Up the Cream

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Is it possible that the Manning family is growing tired of all this football business.

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It’s Like We’re Not Supposed to Be Driving Drunk or Something

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Hey, great use of our tax dollars, assholes at the Department of Transportation.


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