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Sadly, Pictures of Black Jessica Simpson’s Snatch Haven’t Cropped Up Online

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"We Made You," Eminem's first single on his forthcoming album debuted a few weeks ago to an overwhelming chorus of disapproval.

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If T.O. is Uh Distraction, The Jints Are Uh Lock to Win, AM I RIGHT?

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Courtesy Deadspin Weekend (click it or Maj will throw a Redskins-losing-to-the-Bengals-sized fit) is Cowboy Chris "getting in the head" of Ed Werder for the ESPN reporter's habit of spreading lying lies that aren't true about Dallas.

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Drinking that Cowboy Kool-Aid

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At least one Dallas fan is convinced that everything is going to be just fine after the Cowboys take a week off.

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Two Dallas Fans Who Are Never Allowed to Mock DeSean Jackson’s Celebortion

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If an angry photographer ever puts Stevie Williams in a coma Tiger can get one of those guys to carry his bag for a while.


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