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A Very Jay Cutler Encounter With Jay Cutler

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It's been a while since we've run an anonymous account about a run-in with an NFL player, but this is too good to pass up.

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The Best Moments From Bears-Packers Thursday Night

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Unless you're a big fan of watching Jay Cutler being mangled, humbled and made to atone for ruining the momentarily raised hopes of a fan base, there wasn't much else for you to savor about Thursday night's game between the Bears and Packers.

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Bears-Packers Live Blog — Second Half

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With two offensive lines disinclined to block anyone and a Packers receiving corps that is obligated to drop every other pass, we've got seven sacks and 13 points at the break, most of those points coming from a fake field goal for a touchdown.

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Bears-Packers Live Blog – First Half

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Because Jay Cutler is a cat Jay Cutler showed all his kitty smugness this week, wishing the Packers secondary good luck in advance of the NFC North rivals' first meeting of the season.

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JETS BRAWL! THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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About 20 Jets players got into a brawl at practice today.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Chicago Bears

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Flawed but initially competent, the Bears started 7-3 in 2011.

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Is Jay Cutler Really A Cat In Disguise? A KSK Investigation

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Jay Cutler's true form For years, NFL fans have poked fun at Jay Cutler's disinterested demeanor without stopping to consider the reasons behind it.

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Take Me Out To The Whatever I Don’t Care

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Jay Cutler was the Cubs' special guest to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on Saturday.

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J-Cutty Pounds It At The ‘Chase – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- Never one to shy away from an event where pink button-ups and Tucker Carlson costumes are the accepted attire, Jay Cutler made a showing at the Iroquois Steeplechase in Nashville on Saturday.

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Gawd, Can’t I Just Walk Mitzy With My Giant Sweatpants? KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Just like that, we instantly have new clubhouse leader for favorite Jay Cutler photo, non-sulking division.

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Former AFC West Slapfight Renewed: Week 11 Late Game Open Thread

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The late games today give you an excellent excuse to go outside and enjoy the unseasonably warm weather.

you poor Lions fans

It’s So Cold In The Live Blog: Bears/Lions MNFkkake

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Monday Night Football Explores Ruins Of Once Great City The Lions were once a laughingstock, what with Matt Millen, 0-16, never going to a Super Bowl and employing Scott Mitchell for an extended period of time.

Unsilent Majority

Jay Cutler Is a Twinkie

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Their dates were probably dressed like a couple of Ho Hos.

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NFC Chimpionship Love Slog

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Green Bay Cancer Kid's Last Live Blog It was quite the week for NFL-related errors in newspaper headlines.

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Whatever Will The Dolphins Do Without The Steadying Mediocrity Of Chad Henne?

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With the two Chads injured, Miami is forced to turn to Tyler Thigpen at quarterback.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: We Now Take Credit For All Your Favorite TV Shows

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We got an e-mail yesterday from a guy who claims to work at the writers' office for the show "30 Rock.

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KSK Khristmas Klassics: How the Marmalard Stole the AFC West

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Christmas is a time for being stressed out by relatives, with alcohol your only merciful bulwark against madness.

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Jay Cutler has 25 interceptions, 25 excuses

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After his three-interception performance against Baltimore on Sunday, Jay Cutler’s season total stands at 25.


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