Fan songs -- not just the ones <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/texas-rangers-train-lady-worse-than-anything-sung-about-the-buffalo-bills" target="_blank">people record in their garage</a>, this includes the ones that are <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/ring-ring-ring-ring-hockey-phone" target="_blank">professionally produced</a> -- are almost always terrible.