A few months ago, we <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/the-rock-playing-hercules-in-brett-ratner-movie" target="_blank">found out</a> that Brett Ratner would be wheezing Cheeto crumbs and leaving nacho cheese fingerprints all over the script for Hercules, with the lead role to be played by The Rock, in a "graphic-novel-based" film produced by Peter "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/peter-berg-calls-israeli-interviewer-a-draft-dodger-in-probably-the-best-interview-ever" target="_blank">JOIN THE ARMY, MOTHERF*CKER</a>" Berg.