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That Can Happen!? Woman’s Breast Implant Ruptures While Gaming.

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A woman in Beijing reportedly suffered a ruptured breast implant after laying on her stomach in bed during a gaming session lasting longer than four hours.

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First Look At “Tomb Raider” Shows Lara Croft Getting Gritty

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Crystal Dynamics and Square Enix are rebooting Tomb Raider, take Lara Croft back to her start as an adventurer, and the first gameplay video was unveiled at E3 this week.

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Of Course There’s A Supergirl XXX Parody

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Below is the safe for work (so safe for work, even the swear words are bleeped out.

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Tomb Raider Busting Into Theaters In 2013

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Graham King (The Town, The Departed, The Tourist, I'm sensing a pattern here) has acquired the film rights to Square Enix game "Tomb Raider" with plans to reboot the franchise in multiple films with his company GK Films.

ZACK SNYDER

New Trailer and Retro Posters For Sucker Punch

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I'm sick of writing about <a href="../tag/sucker-punch">this movie</a> already and it's Friday, so let's just sum it up like this: "Explosions and boobs.

ZACK SNYDER

New Sucker Punch Banner and TV Spot

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Click picture for full-sized upskirtyness.

ZACK SNYDER

New Sucker Punch Posters, Animated Banners

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(full sized banner <a href="http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/suckerpunch10.jpg">here</a>) Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch -- AKA "<a href="../2010/11/sucker-punch-explosions-and-boobs">Explosions and Boobs</a>" -- releases all over the backs of theater seats on March 25, 2011.

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All The Weird News You Can Shake An Enormous Bra At

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A lawn mower race erupted in violence this week when a man on a large lawnmower bumped into a smaller lawnmower after reaching the finish line.

ZACK SNYDER

‘Sucker Punch’ Featurette, 2:30 of Babes, Guns & Slo-Mo Babes With Guns

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By now, I think it's pretty safe to assume that most everyone is aware of director Zack Snyder's upcoming "oh my gawd, it's like masturbating to an American live-action anime" movie, Sucker Punch.

ZACK SNYDER

New ‘Sucker Punch’ Spots: 40 Frustrating Seconds of Girls & Guns

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We here at Gammasquad realize that, due to the oppressive nature of the World Wide Web, it's probably been a couple of weeks since you last got your fix of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2010/11/sucker-punch-explosions-and-boobs">EXPLOSIONS and BOOBS</a>.

ZACK SNYDER

Sucker Punch: Explosions and Boobs

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There's a new explodey trailer for Sucker Punch (character posters Scott Glenn, Jon Hamm, and Oscar Isaac.

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The Ancient Dogoo Girl Gets Five More Bikini-Clad, Monster-Fighting Friends

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Pictured: actual primetime TV programming in Japan.

ZACK SNYDER

Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch Looks Awesome

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The trailer for Sucker Punch that premiered to a benerdbonered audience at San Diego Comic-Con has been released online, and holy crap I'm suddenly interested in this movie.

TV

Dogoo Girl Fires the High Beams

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A few months ago we Oh, yeah, and her primary weapon appears to be shooting magic beams from her chest.

YOSHIHIRO NISHIMURA

JAPAN KNOWS HOW TO DO TV

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"The Ancient Dogoo Girl" (trailer below) started out as a Japanese TV series primarily directed by Noboru Iguchi (of the comically and insanely-violent <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2007/12/excessive-blood-spurting-makes-me-happy">Machine Girl</a>), with some episodes shot by other directors, including Takashi Shimizu (Juon, The Grudge) and Yoshihiro Nishimura of the ultraviolent <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/08/youre-so-sexy-when-you-lactate-blood">Tokyo Gore Police</a> (link is NSFW).


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