While working on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/tmnt-co-creator-has-michael-bays-back-chris-odowd-not-so-much">yet another spotlight-stealing post</a> for Vince at FilmDrunk, I used the ol' Googles to search news stories about director Michael Bay and I was immediately drawn to the headline of one particular post: "<a href="http://blogs.theprovince.com/2012/03/21/hollywood-director-michael-bay-buys-canucks-plans-reboot-before-the-playoffs/">Hollywood Director, Michael Bay Buys Canucks</a>" I’ll allow Pam from Archer to give a visual breakdown of my brain upon reading that: Unfortunately, it took me just two sentences to understand that it was a fake news story, and words can’t even express how disappointed that made me.