While working on yet another spotlight-stealing post for Vince at FilmDrunk, I used the ol' Googles to search news stories about director Michael Bay and I was immediately drawn to the headline of one particular post: "Hollywood Director, Michael Bay Buys Canucks" I’ll allow Pam from Archer to give a visual breakdown of my brain upon reading that: Unfortunately, it took me just two sentences to understand that it was a fake news story, and words can’t even express how disappointed that made me.