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A Walter White Lookalike Is Robbing Banks In Florida, Because Florida

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A 'Breaking Bad' themed bank robber is terrorizing Florida. That's hard to do.

#dumb criminals

Florida Woman Taken Into Custody Admitted To Stashing Weed In Her Vagina, As One Does

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A Florida woman was taken into custody shortly before discovering she had her drugs stashed in her special lady area.

#FLORIDA

Hurl Alert: Florida Congressman Picks His Ear and Eats It Live on CSPAN

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Democratic congressman Joe Garcia of Florida picked his eat and ate it last week during a House Judiciary Committee meeting.

#FLORIDA

A Group Of Ninjas Wearing Fedoras Are Robbing The Wealthy In Southwestern Florida

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Authorities are on the lookout for a group of mysterious ninjas wearing fedoras after a string of robberies in Florida.

#FLORIDA

After His Assault Arrest, Thiago Silva Is Back To Training

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He pulled a gun, had a standoff with police and was arrested in board shorts, but Thiago Silva is back with "infectious energy." Okay ...

#FLORIDA

A Florida Woman Lost 130 Pounds And Got A Job At Hooters Because Some Drunk Dude Made Fun Of Her

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After a guy made fun of her for wearing a Hooters shirt, a Florida girl lost 130-pounds and almost a year later, she is working at Hooters.

#FLORIDA

A Captain America Impersonator In Florida Has Been Apprehended After Texting A 16 Year-Old Girl A Photo Of His Penis

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Florida police arrested a Captain America impersonator after he was caught sending a picture of his penis to a 16-year-old girl.

#FLORIDA

Man Wants Florida To Recognize His Marriage To His ‘Porn-Filled Apple Computer’

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A Nashville man filed a motion seeking Florida to recognize his marriage to a "porn-filled Apple computer."

#FLORIDA

Introduce Yourself To The Rare Goblin Shark Before It Invades Your Nightmares

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This Florida fisherman wasn't long throwing this nasty looking beast back into the sea, just in time to ruin your vacation plans.

#FLORIDA

Florida Fetish Models Plead Not Guilty To Decapitating Chickens For Crush Porn Video

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A pair of Florida fetish models are accused of decapitating a chicken and torturing animals for a fishing boat captain moonlighting as a crush porn producer. ...Yeah.

#FLORIDA

The Internet Responded Very Quickly To The News That Jameis Winston Shoplifted Crab Legs

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It didn't take long at all for the photoshops to start piling up when it was revealed that Jameis Winston was cited for stealing crab legs.

#FLORIDA

Meet The Florida Naked Driver Who Harrassed A Trucker By Masturbating At Him In The Next Lane

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A Florida man was was driving down interstate 95 naked when he started harassing a truck driver by masturbating at him.

#FLORIDA

‘I FARTED': 15 Personalized License Plate Applications Rejected By The Florida DMV

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Sorry, but Florida is gonna have to say to no to your "I FARTED" license plate.

#FLORIDA

The Legend Of ‘Pervert Dave’ Grows Even Larger With This Incredible Extended Obituary

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Pervert Dave's life had a little bit of everything, including more than a few brushes with death, multiple murders, and more fun nicknames.

#FLORIDA

Robin Hood Exists And She’s A Young Florida Girl Who Climbs Into Claw Machines

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A young Florida girl was spotted climbing into a claw machine and handing out prizes to kids as they told her what they wanted.

#FLORIDA

You’ll Never Guess What A Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Was Arrested For

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A Florida man was arrested for possession this week and the judge pretty much lost it when he heard the name of the man.

#dumb criminals

Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

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A Florida woman strolled into a Publix earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled back out.

#FLORIDA

Oh, Florida: Atheist Attacks Roommate With Butter Knife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

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A Florida man and self-described atheist is charged with attacking his roommate with a butter knife because he thought he was Jesus, because why not, Florida?


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