Posts Tagged: FLORIDA

FLORIDA

David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.

Sex

Meet This Amazingly Dumb Florida Couple Who Humped In A Women's Bathroom At Walgreens

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The best part about having sex at a Walgreen's is that you can conveniently pick up your condoms beforehand. One stop shop!

Crime

Florida Man Discovers Skeletal Human Remains While Picking Up Trash On The Side Of The Road

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The most Florida man ever discovered a garbage bag full of skeletal human remains along a wooded road where trees had recently been trimmed.

BREASTAURANTS

Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

There's A Serial Urinator On The Loose In Florida, And He Looks Exactly Like A Muppet

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Police released a composite drawing of a man suspected of urinating on women near the University of Florida campus.

DANIEL NOBLE

An Uzi-Wielding Florida Man Dressed Like Rambo Tried To Shoot Up A Bar. He Failed.

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A Rambo wannabe was tragically disarmed before he could liberate the patrons of a Florida bar.

CHAD OULSON

That Retired Florida Cop Who Killed A Guy For Texting In A Theater Was Also Texting In The Theater

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The retired Florida cop who killed a theater-goer for texting in the theater was also texting in the theater, according to court documents.

Animals

Check Out The ‘Cowasaki’ Motorcycle A Florida Man Manufactured Using Nothing But Animal Bones

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Reese Moore creates motorcycles from the bones of cows, alligators, goats, wolves, raccoons, turtles, and pigs.

FLORIDA

Let's Check In With Balloon Boy, One Of The Most Viral News Stories Of 2009

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The family of "Balloon Boy" appeared on HLN's Morning Express to check in and show everyone that they're just as creepy and dysfunctional as ever.

FLORIDA

Meet The Florida Man Who Brought His Three-Year-Old Child Along To Pick Up A Prostitute

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Patrick Williams of Daytona Beach, Florida, brought his toddler son along for the ride when he went out trolling for some Grade A prostitute sex.

CORRUPTION

Try To Guess Which State The 'Dirtiest Town In America' Is In

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Why wouldn't America's most corrupt town be located in the country's wang?

oops

A Brief Lesson In How To Hit Skydivers With Your Plane, Brought To Us By Florida

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During a routine takeoff and landing procedure, a Florida pilot accidentally hit a skydiver's parachute with his Cessna.

What's For Dinner?

In Typical Florida News, A Family Is Sent To The Hospital After Eating Meat Laced With LSD

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Florida is always full of surprises, like the one this family encountered when they ingested steak laced with LSD.

death row

Meet The Man Who Has Witnessed Every Florida Execution For The Last 25 Years

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John Koch, a local radio personality, has been witnessing every Florida Death Row execution over the past twenty-five years. And ladies, good news! I hear he's single, too.

HOOTERS! HOOTERS! HOOTERS!

The Florida Woman Known As The ‘Attractive Convict’ Is Suing Over Invasion Of Privacy

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The Florida woman who rose to meme legend as the 'Attractive Convict' is fed up with websites using her mugshot for profit.

late night

Seth Meyers Launched A New ‘Fake Or Florida?’ Game Show Last Night And It’s As Delightful As It Sounds

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If you've ever ventured down the rabbit hole that is our Florida tag then Seth Meyers's new Late Night game show is for you.


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