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Presenting The Gunslingingest Song Of All-Time

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Some folk band wrote a song about Brett Favre.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: Green Bay Packers

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The Packers have always been the biggest bandwagon team in the NFL, but this year, the Packers bandwagon will be unbearable.

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What Other Types Of Arms Does Brett Favre Have?

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This week, Brett Favre's agent made news by telling the media that even though his Land Baron client has no designs on trying to return to the NFL, he totally could if he wanted to, on account of his super manly "blacksmith arms".

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White History Month – Brett Favre

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"A Game Of Inches" Brett's exploits have been well chronicled here and other places so lets get something out of the way right up front (something Brett never has to do when checking for testicular cancer), he is almost as well known for coming up short in the bedroom as he is for exceeding expectations on the Gridiron.

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You Only Retire Eight Times

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You can't be a quarterback who makes a career of just havin' fun out there without subscribing to the philosophy of YOLO, even if it was years before the goldurn kids made it a thing.

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Brett Favre Doesn’t Care About Having His Number Retired, Joins The Rest Of Us

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In an interview so spectacular that Pro Football Talk devoted two different posts to it, Brett Lorenzo Favre told the NFL Network’s resident police report expert Deion Sanders that he doesn’t give a whoopty doo if the Green Bay Packers ever decide to honor him by retiring his No.

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Will They Or Won’t They?

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So the Green Bay Packers have announced that they will retire Brett Favre's No.

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SHE WAS JUST HAVING FUN IN THAT METH LAB.

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Michael Vick Light Bests Michael Vick In Every Taste Test

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The Eagles blowing their shot at a first-round bye by losing at home to Joe Webb.

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‘Nation Of Wussies’ Rejoices For Football On Unusual Day

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The First Lop-sided Tuesday Night Game In 64 Years Normally, Ed Rendell is a never-ending font of fatheaded Filthydelphia f*cktardery, but I'll give the Pennsylvania governor credit for ragging on The Rog for postponing the Vikes-Eagles game on Sunday on account of a blizzard.

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Brittfar Is The Oldtimate Warrior

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If you know anything about us, you knew this was inevitable.

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The Ol’ Wily Ultimate Warrior Gets Greased Again

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I think Brett Favre started this game only so ESPN could have one more quarter of stroking him long and hard before Corey Wootton could bounce his head off the rock-hard turf.

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Photoshops Are Open For Business

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It's easy to say this has been a generous past seven days, with Tony Romo's shoulder getting destroyed and now Brett Favre getting his stupid jaw dislocated from his dumb stubblecockface, but it's a new week.

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From Sex Pics To Pick Six And Various Other Imaginary New York Post Headlines

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Jeebus Retweeting Christ, if I ever manage to forgive ESPN for the thousands of other disgusting things they've done to sports, I'm not sure I'll be able to get over the travishamockery this broadcast was tonight.

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Move It Along, Folks – Nothing To See Here

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Visanthe Shiancoe and Brittfar vs. Santonio Holmes and Special Guest Mystery Dong Why, just a few weeks ago, the biggest storyline going for this game would be the return of Dickabod Crane from his four-game suspension.

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Football Returns Just In Time For Brett Favre To Die

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Vikings at Saints NFL Kickoff Let's all give a nice welcome to our new live blog administrator, StuScottBooyahs.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

And…Here We Go Again

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WILL HE OR WON'T HE 2010 is officially underway--Brett Favre has reportedly told teammates that he intends to retire and not play in a 20th NFL season this fall.


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