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OHIO GAYJOKEKKAKE

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The Bengals' web site has one of those garden-variety off-season redemption profiles of Chad Ocho Cinco, in which he vows this coming season won't be quite as unremarkable as the last.

Unsilent Majority

Manning and Chesney Reunite in Key West

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Today might be Peyton Manning's actual birthday, but last week he was celebrating early down in Key West, ostensibly to reunite with his old flame Kenny Chesney.

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Fare Thee Well, Cocktoucher

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It is with heavy hearts that we bid farewell to Brady Quinn for the rest of the season.

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Aaaaatttttt Laaaassssttttt, Our Non-Conference Game Has Come Along

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Donovan McNabb: It's about that time, my Benny bear.

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Brady Quinn Will Build You A Bridge To Gayness

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Here's Brady Quinn wearing tights and practicing one of the many positions he is required to learn as an "open bottom" at the local steel mill's weekend raves.

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Gold Medal Swimmer Meets Gold Medal Douchebag

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"So Michael, tell me more about how tight those LZR swimsuits get.

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Favraro Gets All Cameron Crowe, Shakes Up Gay QB Balance

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We're running on a bit of a skeleton staff here this week with Drew getting a rum and coke enema at the Cape and flubby out with his traveling band of hillbilly bears, so we're doing our best to keep up with the travails of the gayest QBs in the NFL, many of whom are struggling to reach an understanding, or even climax, with the objects of their affection.

Unsilent Majority

The Manning Family Gets Double Stuffed, Eli Licks Up the Cream

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Is it possible that the Manning family is growing tired of all this football business.

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The GQ Quarterback Photos REEEEEEEEEEEE-MIX!

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It was just last week that we were first able to gaze upon GQ's latest photo stylings of some of the NFL's hot young quarterbacks.

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GQ Gives Us the Photos We Want

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As noted elsewhere yesterday, this month's GQ places its gay gaze upon six young quarterbacks tagged -- though not necessarily destined -- for stardom in the NFL.

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A Moment Of Brilliance On A Friday Afternoon, Courtesy Of Fark

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I don't know what you're doing right now, but I highly recommend you click here this instant, with all due haste.

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KSK and Peter King Agree: Brady Quinn Is a Jackass

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Recently, there's been much some ado about Brady Quinn's preposterous holdout, in which the draft's #22 pick has yet to report to training camp because he and agent Tom Condon feel that Quinn deserves top-ten money.


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