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Tom Brady Wants To Be Famous For Acting Too

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Why just have leading man looks when you can be a leading man?

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Tom Brady Is SO Mad

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Tom Brady: Spazz Genius.

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Here’s Tom Brady’s Resume From 2000

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Tom Brady posted his old resume on Facebook.

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Tom Brady Already Selling His Crazy Moat Dreamhouse

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They say once you have sex in every room, a giant mansion just starts to get old.

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Oh Hey, Tom Brady Looking Goofy At Disneyland

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Every off-season, we can count on Tom Brady being photographed looking ridiculous while enjoying his perfect, idyllic life of opulence.

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‘FAHGET THE BABY, PUT A HELMET ON TAWMMY!’

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Forgive the double dose of Tom Brady posts today, but we would be remiss not to feature this picture of Tom Brady and Gisele riding on a quad on a beach in Costa Rica with their newborn daughter, Vivian Lake, strapped to Gisele's chest.

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Brady Bump – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Judging from her slightly distended tummy, Gisele is showing signs that the next lil' troll genius is on the way.

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Hey, A Transaction Happened – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- The Chiefs signed former Raiders cornerback Stanford Routt to a three-year, $19.

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Faceboat Dreampalm

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This picture is worth a thousand $25 million Brentwood mansions.

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Check Out The Basic Emotional Desires On Brady’s Kid

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Mom and dad said the reason to take pictures is because things change and you want to remember them as they are.

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Belichick’s Empire Vs. Ryan’s Foot-ballers

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Foot Fetishist/Ugg Enthusiast Live Chat There's been so much talk about this game that I'm actually anticipating the game being over more than I am the game being played.

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A Game Of Modest Hype And Consequence

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Battle To Lead The League In Wins Considering ESPN couldn't even hide its contempt for having to broadcast Niners-Cardinals last week, it's a week and a half of nonstop build up for this game.

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TOM BRADY IS HEP TO ALL THE HAPPENIN' THREADS As we discovered yesterday in the weekly column by Tom Brady's publicist, Peter King, the Dreamboat recently changed his endorsement deal from Nike to Under Armour.

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Maybe It’s Time To Reassess My Hatred For Tom Brady

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You know, I've spewed tons of hate on Tom Brady over the years, but I really have to hand it to the guy for how much he likes to piss off Patriots fans with his sports rivalry blasphemy off the field.

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HURRRRRRRRRRR

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It's a Monday morning in early June.

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Tom Brady Boldly Moves Us Toward Enviro Activism

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Someone sent us these short clips that Tom Brady and Gisele filmed voicing support for Earth Hour, a pointless gesture in recognition of climate change designed only to piss off Punter.


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