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God: “I Would Let My Only Begotten Son Play Football”

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Reacting to recent comments made by retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner, the creator of the universe on Tuesday said that, were He interested, He would allow His only begotten son to play football.

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God Explains Why He Let Tim Tebow Fail

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 2 Of The NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Analyzes Your 2009 NFL Schedule

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We’ve been a bit derelict in addressing the Tuesday evening release of the NFL schedule.

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God Explains The Wild Card Round

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 16 Of The NFL

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 15 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 14 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 13 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 12 Of The NFL

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 11 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 10 of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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God Explains Week 9 Of The NFL

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.


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