Chris Brown Was Kicked Out Of Rehab Only To Come Out And Get Arrested

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Chris Brown threw a tantrum in rehab and violated his parole. L.A. is safe...for now.

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Just When You Thought Gwyneth Paltrow Couldn't Possibly Be Any More Ridiculous…

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Last weekend, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/gwyneth-paltrow/">9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist</a> Gwyneth Paltrow <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2008/sep/26/celebrity">nourished her inner aspect</a> by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.


Your Daily Reminder That Chris Brown Is Still The Worst

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We've had a couple reminders lately that Chris Brown is the absolute worst, like the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/in-case-you-were-wondering-chris-brown-is-still-the-absolute-worst/">stuff he tweeted</a> after the Grammys and the rumor about his <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/chris-brown-has-a-new-pickup-line-sure-to-make-all-the-ladies-melt/">sexy new pick up line</a>, and now we have another reason to cast a side eye at Team Breezy.


Chris Brown Has A New Pickup Line Sure To Make All The Ladies Melt

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Ladies, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chris-browns-new-pickup-line-i-promise-i-wont-beat-you-2012162">prepare to moisten</a>.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Share Her Amazing Emmy Experience With You

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Hey did you hear that white hero <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/gwyneth-paltrow/">Gwyneth Paltrow</a> won an Emmy.

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