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#TheReturn: Rosa Acosta Graces KING’s Winter Issue

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No, you didn't get caught in a time warp. This is really Rosa Acosta on the cover of KING magazine in 2013.

#jack white

3.23 The Cooler

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Sophia Christina Student Loan Debt Soars Past $1 Trillion <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/209165/student-loan-debt-soars-past-1-trillion/">[Inquisitr]</a> Senator Wants To Make It Illegal For Employers To Ask For Your Facebook Password <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/03/22/senator-wants-to-make-it-illegal-for-employers-to-ask-for-your-facebook-password/">[Forbes]</a> King Magazine Summer 2012 Preview <a href="http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2012/03/topic/topic/vixens/photos-king-magazine-summer-2012-preview/">[RTNY]</a> Chipper Jones To Retire After 2012 Season <a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2012/03/22/chipper-jones-to-retire-after-2012-season/">[AJC]</a> T.

#THE SIMPSONS

10.18 The Cooler

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TorrentFreak’s Top 10 Most-Downloaded Movies of All Time <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/torrentfreaks-top-10-most-downloaded-movies-of-all-time" target="blank">[Film Drunk]</a> The Royal Peek: The Fan Favorites Issue <a href="http://thewellversed.com/2011/10/14/photos-the-11-women-from-king-magazines-fan-favorites-issue/">[King Mag]</a> Marlon Wayans To Create And Star In ABC Sibling Cop Comedy <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2011/10/marlon-wayans-to-create-and-star-in-abc-sibling-cop-comedy/">[Deadline]</a> A Terrifying Look at the Scariest Haunted House Ever <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5849516/the-scariest-haunted-house-ever">[Gizmodo]</a> Top 10 Male Health Myths <a href="http://askmen.com/top_10/fitness/top-10-male-health-myths.html">[Ask Men]</a> Should a 25% Tip Be Standard at High-End Restaurants.

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Esther Baxter Covers KING Magazine, Talks Joe Budden

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/esther-baxter">Esther Baxter</a> covers <a href="http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=12919">KING magazine's</a> September/October "Wet Issue" and there's an accompanying interview so, of course, she talks about her well documented, tumultuous relationship with Joe Budden because what else would she have to talk about.

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Amber Rose Spreads For KING Magazine

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/amber-rose">Amber Rose</a>, the baldheaded blonde bombshell Kanye taught so well, is featured in this month's issue of KING magazine.

#Kanye West

Amber Rose Talks Wiz Khalifa, Kanye West With KING Magazine

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/04/amber-rose-barbados-bikini-pics"> My best friend's stepdad is a living legend. There's just no other way to put it. He's one of those old guys you love to hear talk, especially after a few drinks. Scotch on the rocks is his beverage of choice. No mixer, no chaser, none of that "punk sh*t y'all young boys do nowadays," as he likes to say. He'll talk about anything from fashion, to sports, to movies to anything in between. If you really want to see him in rare form, however, ask him about women. To this day, my favorite quote remains his description of Beyoncé: "Let me tell you something about this girl right here. You listenin'? That girl is thicker than a Georgia tick on a Mississippi mule." Yep, you read that right. Logically, it makes no sense whatsoever, but on the same accord, it makes perfect sense. You know, if that makes any sense. That statement is always how I've viewed Amber Rose. I don't even like bald women, but she has this certain je ne sais quoi about her that leads me to believe I'll smoke a cigarette after we're done doing the things grown folks do. And I don't even smoke cigs. The thing is though, I've never known what type of girl she is. -- Is she one that you can take home to mom because she is honestly your soulmate? -- Is she that girl you know isn't right for you in the long run, but the sex is so amazing your toes pop like popcorn the last 15 seconds its in the microwave? -- Or is her sex like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097481/quotes?qt=qt0357217">Vera said</a> in Harlem Nights "if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine".

Xzibit

3.28 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=179105"> Alba Zapata Amber Rose To Cover KING? <a href="http://teamyee.tv/2011/03/27/amber-rose-to-cover-king/">[Team Yee]</a> Elizabeth Taylor’s Last Tweet Unfortunately Mentions Kim Kardashian <a href="http://egotvonline.com/2011/03/24/elizabeth-taylors-last-tweet-unfortunately-mentions-kim-kardashian/">[EgoTV]</a> Russell Simmons: ‘Cut Chris Brown Some Slack Like Those Disney Kids Get’ <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/russell-simmons-%E2%80%98cut-chris-brown-some-slack-like-those-disney-kids-get%E2%80%99-03-2011">[The Superficial]</a> 100 Of The Most Ridiculous Yahoo.

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Mashonda Is Attractive

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<a href="http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=12822"> Something something <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mashonda">Mashonda</a>, ex-wife of Swizz, posed for the cover of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/king-magazine">KING</a> and there's <a href="http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=12822">an accompanying interview</a> if for those who might be interested in reading her profound thoughts.

Trina

Trina Is The Queen Of King

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<a href="http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=12173"> Why don't you drool along to this post while listening to the sleaziest song off Trina's new album, Amazin' with Nicki Minaj. <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/05-trina-dang_a_lang_ft._lady_saw_and_nicki_minaj.mp3">Trina Feat. Nicki Minaj & Lady Saw - "Dang-A-Lang"</a> Now with devilish thoughts of Da Baddest B*tch eating fresh on your foot-long sub, <a href="http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=12173">King Mag's</a> go-to-girl is back to utilizing her strongest talent.

VIDEOS

Video: The Women Of KING Magazine

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If this is the type of flourish that they're coming back with, I hope <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/king-magazine">KING</a> dies and pulls a Lazarus more often.

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Miss Shakur x KING

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I didn't realize how much <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/king-magazine">KING</a> meant to the culture until they came back (with a vengeance).

Rosa Acosta

Rosa Acosta x KING Magazine

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As if <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/12/rosa-acosta-on-the-cover-of-king-magazine">the cover</a> wasn't vicious enough in its own right.

Rosa Acosta

Rosa Acosta Sets Off KING’s Comeback Issue

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If this is what reincarnation is about, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/king-magazine">KING</a> makes the prospect seem sweet.

VIDEOS

Video: “Pushing Buddens”

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Not to be confused with the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/01/saigon-pushing-buddens-joe-budden-diss">Saigon jab</a>.

Tahiry

“Kiss That A** Goodbye” – Tahiry Covers KING Magazine’s Final Issue

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<a href="http://www.rapradar.com/newsstand-stan/rr-exclusive-tahiry-king-magazine-cover-final-issue.html">Makavelliot</a> liberates the final cover of KING with Joey's Tahiry on the cover.

#Seinfeld

The Week That Was: And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Posts

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LC doesn't care for <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/04/new-boyz-youre-a-jerk">the New Boyz</a> or her <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/04/i-comfort-you-whenever-youre-low">old boy</a> but she encouraged us all to root for that boy, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/04/introducing-mayer-hawthorne-and-the-county">Mayer Hawthorne</a>.

Sun Times Media Group Inc.

The Daily Print War Of Attrition Report: KING & Chicago Sun-Times

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Yesterday, when <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/03/belated-bereavement-for-blender">Blender fell off the cliff</a>, both <a href="http://www.okayplayer.com/news/Breaking-News-KING-Magazine-Closing.html">KING magazine</a> & the <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/business/1503942,sun-times-media-group-bankruptcy-033109.article">Chicago Sun-Times</a> must have been attached to the rope in a cartoonish fashion as both waved symbolic white flags today.

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“Look, Listen & Learn By Leon.”

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If you ever wondered what I read when I'm not TSS'in, I read <a href="http://listentoleon.net/">(Listen) To Leon</a>.

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Darlene Ortiz x KING Magazine

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On a very serious note, I was just looking @ this pic about three days ago, trying to figure out how to work it into a post.

STACEY DASH

My My My – Johnny Gill

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If Stacey Dash is 42, as it shows on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001107/">IMDB</a>, all I can say is.


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