Mark Wahlberg Just Admitted ‘Transformers 5′ Is On The Way

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Yes, there will be a fifth Transformers movie, as confirmed by Mark Wahlberg. Why? Because the rest of the world has no taste.

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Why Mark Wahlberg Passed On ‘Brokeback Mountain’ (And Other Famous Roles He Nearly Had)

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Mark Wahlberg's had a great movie career, but missed his chances at robbing a casino, going into space, and finding cowboy love.


Mark Wahlberg Discusses What It Was Like Wearing His ‘Boogie Nights’ Prosthetic Penis

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Because it's still a topic of endless fascination, here's Mark Wahlberg on his 'Boogie Nights' monster dong.


Mark Wahlberg’s Victim Says Marky Mark Didn’t Blind Him And Should Be Pardoned

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Turns out the guy Mark Wahlberg punched was already blind in that eye.

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Watch Mark Wahlberg And Jimmy Fallon Repeatedly Slap Each Other In The Face With Giant Rubber Hands

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Jimmy Fallon and Mark Wahlberg took part in a high-stakes game of blackjack, with the loser of each round getting smacked in the face.

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Great Timing! Mark Wahlberg Apparently Wants His Race Crimes Pardoned So He Can Be A Police Reservist

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In what would be a master stroke of timing, TMZ reports that Wahlberg wants his race crimes expunged so he can join the police reserves.


Mark Wahlberg Is Petitioning To Be Pardoned For His Racial Assaults

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Mark Wahlberg needs a pardon so he can sell some Wahlburgers in California.


The ‘Uncharted’ Movie Brings On An Oscar-Winning Writer

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'Uncharted' is getting a little help from the writer of cutesy fluff like 'The Hurt Locker.'


Mark Wahlberg Will Be ‘The Six Billion Dollar Man’

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It's official, Mark Wahlberg is The Six Billion Dollar Man in the remake of 'Cyborg' AKA 'The Six Million Dollar Man'.


Do You Want To See Tom Brady And Rob Gronkowski In The ‘Entourage’ Movie? Of Course You Do.

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Rob Gronkowski will almost surely go topless as he guest stars in the new "Entourage" movie.


Mark Wahlberg Is In A World Of Hell In The New Trailer For ‘The Gambler’

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Skinnier and with a bigger smirk than usual, Mark Wahlberg plays a man in debt to a lot of bad people in the new trailer for 'The Gambler.'


Mark Wahlberg Is 60 Pound Lighter As A Prafessah Of Fack You In ‘The Gambler’

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Marky Mark is a prafessah of gambling at the University of Fack You.


Marky Mark Lost 60 Pounds To Play An English Prafessah

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Mark Wahlberg talks about his greatest challenge ever: playing a professor.


Sex With Minors And Pandering To China: ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Gets An Honest Trailer

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The honest trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' reminds us to be skeeved out by this franchise.


Mark Wahlberg Apologized For Missing His Brother’s Wedding On Instagram

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Mark Wahlberg is sorry for missing Donnie's wedding, but not sorry enough to call him.

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