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The Oxford English Dictionary Adds New Words Like Masshole And Fratty

The Oxford English Dictionary has updated and revised 900 words and added another 500, including fo' shizzle, freegan, and Masshole.

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Brandon Spikes Versus Twitter Massholes

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  Newly-minted Buffalo Bills linebacker Brandon Spikes is spending his offseason living the dream, calling out Ray Rice and yelling about "MassHoles" on Twitter.

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Your Week 11 Late Games Open Thread

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via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll.

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HEY SULLY, DUDN’T THIS GUY LOOK LIKE CAWNBREAD MAXWELL???

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"Check out this rawk dahhkie awl butthurt cawse the Sawx took his chicken.

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Dreamboat Gonna Give Ol’ Pulitzer And Hearst What For

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Tom Brady wasn't about to sit idly by as Sam Bradford stole attention for wearing hipster duds and other not quite conventional manly attire at Coachella.

#NFL

The Banana Just Stood There And Watched

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This video is The Internet in real life.

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How Not to Be in a Fantasy Football League.

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Red Sox Scalpers Suffering? That’s The Sound Of The World’s Most Overpriced Violin

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The Boston Red Sox are five and a half games out of first place, and with the Tampa Bay Rays making a charge for the AL wild card, it seems all but obvious that the Sawks will miss the playoffs.

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Friday Free For All: MA Men 2

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I know we normally like to use the Friday Free For All for awesome finds like Hard Ticket to Hawaii or shower cams of your sister scrubbing her moose, but A) This video is really funny and C) I forgot to include it in the Morning Links.

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Mass. HS: ‘We’re Cutting All Sports’

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A Massachusetts school district is threatening to cut its entire athletic program--as well as all other after-school activities--in order to make up a budget shortfall.

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We Don’t Have to Listen to This Fackin’ Loomah

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Dalai Lama: It is my joy to appear and speak before you, people of Massachusetts.

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Minor Holidays That Don’t Get You Off Work: 4/20 vs. Patriots’ Day: WHO YA GOT?

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Rival minor holidays share space on this dreary Monday, what with stoners and Massholes (there's room for some overlap, that would at least serve to explain the team logo hodgepodge tattoo) each having relative moments of significance to observe.

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The Epic Douchefrontation: Massholes vs. Marmalard. WHO YA GOT?

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The game may not be all that competitive on the field but there'll be plenty of grist for the douche mill in this pitched battle of the obnoxious, with the bandwagon, pink hatted, fairweather, occasionally violent, racist and retaaaaaaahded fans of the Paytreeuts square off with Marmalard himself.

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Football Fans > Baseball Fans

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Last night I accidentally saw a few minutes of Baseball Tonight (extended viewing of John Kruk has been known to cause hemorrhoids in test subjects).


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