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Mass Transit? More Like Crass Transit

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When last we left Peter Downer, he was beseeching us to please, for the love of God, let Michael Vick try to earn the MVP award.

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Early game open thread: the Broncos suck at cheating too

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The Denver Broncos and coach Josh McDaniels were each fined $50,000 by the NFL as a result of a team employee illegally videotaping an opponent's practice last month.

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Abstinence Bowl I: Where Everyone Already Has Rings Coming In

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The Battle For Third Place In A Horrible Division! This rivalry was a lot more entertaining when the Broncos still had Cutlersulker.

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These Quarterbacks Don’t Hate Each Other Enough!

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Ya Betta Ask Some Kkake The Broncos have the opportunity to put themselves three and a half games up on the only other team capable of giving them viable competition for the AFC West crown.

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Coaching Tree Infighting: Mumblechick vs. McSuperAIDS. WHO YA GOT?

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Last year, Josh McDaniels was tasked with making Matt Cassel look like an adequate quarterback, and by employing the daring strategy of exploiting a stacked receiving corps, he was able to accomplish just that.

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“What’s That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I’m in the Middle of a Football Game.”

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A neckbeard-less Neckbeard made his first appearance in a Broncos uniform Saturday Friday and marked the occasion with three particularly ugly interceptions in one half of action against the 49ers.


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