NAPKINS

A Man Is Suing McDonald's For $1.5 Million Because They Only Gave Him One Napkin

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McDonald’s napkins feel like they’re made of used toilet paper, gravel, and sadness, but you still need them.

WHITE CASTLE

Taco Bell Is Rolling Out Its Breakfast Menu In March As ‘Demolition Man’ Is Coming True

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After teasing the country with the waffle taco for the last year, Taco Bell is releasing its breakfast menu on March 27 and McDonald's has taken notice.

#FOOD

This Reporter In Sochi Just Does Not Want To Try Any Russian Food, Okay?

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In this compilation, a Pennsylvania reporter in Sochi for the Winter Olympics is repeatedly asked about Russian food, and he just won't seem to try it.

youtube

Move Over Golden-Voiced Hobo, Make Room For The Moviefone McDonald’s Employee

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Meet your newest Internet superstar: It's the McDonald's drive-thru employee with the voice of a strip club DJ.

PINK GOOP

Let McDonald’s Explain How Their Chicken Nuggets Are Made In This Delicious Video

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McDonald's tries to explain away the overwhelming internet evidence of how they make their chicken nuggets. It's not made of people? I HAVE BLINDERS ON!

OLYMPICS

Did McDonalds Just Compare Olympic Medals To Chicken McNuggets? Yes. Yes, They Did.

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A new McDonalds commercial suggests that "victories" should be celebrated by biting into a McNugget.

MCDONALDS

Here’s How You Can Get Heroin Instead Of A Happy Meal Toy At McDonald’s

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You're an adult, you shouldn't be getting Happy Meal Toys anymore. Heroin, on the other hand...

MCDONALDS

A New York McDonald’s Is Engaged In A Nasty Turf War With A Group Of Korean Seniors

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A McDonald's in Queens is at war with a group of Korean seniors who feel the need to sit in the restaurant all day long, day after day.

#FOOD

McDonald's Urges Employees To Avoid Eating At McDonald's

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McResource Line -- the McDonald's employee resource website -- is a treasure trove of hilarious hypocrisy.

trickery

Here's How To Get Free Food From McDonald's All The Time

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Free food at McDonald's? All it takes is a vehicle and a big set of brass balls.

tablets

Applebee’s And Chili’s Want To Improve The Way You Order Your Sh*tty Food

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We're inching closer and closer to Skynet domination as Applebee's and Chili's introduce tablets for ordering dinner and ignoring your children.

SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING

An Arizona Couple Called 911 After They Didn’t Get Hash Browns At McDonald’s

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A couple in Mesa, Arizona is facing assault charges after they threw a bag of food and threatened McDonald's employees over missing hash browns.

#PRO WRESTLING

It’s Friday, So Here’s A Bully Getting Speared Into A Car Door

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A bully fight outside of a McDonald's ends dramatically when a girl gets a Roman Reigns-style spear into a car door and gets KO'd. DAYYMM.

Technology

McDonald’s Might Soon Spoil Your Children With Toys On Demand Cranked Out By 3D Printers

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Mcdonald's wants to give brats a chance to swap out unwanted toys for fresh 3D printed figures at restaurants everywhere. A poor idea or genius marketing?

Ohio

A Drunk Ohio Man Led Police On A Car Chase So He Could Finish A Big Mac

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An Ohio man failed to stop for police officers when he was reported for driving recklessly and he led them on a chase so he could eat his Big Mac.

WITH LEATHER INTERVIEW

With Leather Interview: Joe Flacco Raps With Us About Trick Shots, Blackouts, Grimace And Mighty Wings

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Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco gave us some insight into his new McDonald's Mighty Wings campaign and the trick shot ad with Colin Kaepernick.

WORLD RECORDS

Meet The Bro Who Holds The World Record For Eating Chicken McNuggets

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A college student named Nicholas Holeman is the world record holder for eating the most Chicken McNuggets in three minutes.

#FLORIDA

Florida Friday: A Tampa Woman Was Arrested For Stabbing A Man In The Butt At McDonald’s

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If you thought that the only danger of eating at McDonald’s was the chemicals used in preserving the so-called meat during the manufacturing and storage processes or listening to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/jennifer-aniston-put-mcdonalds-in-her-purified-system" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston make fun of poor people</a>, haha, you are sorely mistaken.


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