FAST FOOD

This Is What A Two-Year Old McDonald’s Cheeseburger Looks Like

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It looks an awful lot like a two-minute old McDonald's cheeseburger.

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McDonald’s Restaurants In Venezuela Have Completely Run Out Of French Fries

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First, Americans lose their Quarter Pounder options; now, Venezuelans have no fries! Can someone say #apocalypse?

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McDonald’s Messed Up This Guy’s Order So He Allegedly Pulled A Pistol On Workers

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A McDonald's messed up a Nashville man's order so he responded by allegedly brandishing a pistol.

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Despite Rumors Of Its Demise, The Big Mac Is Still Very Much Alive On McDonald’s Menu

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McDonald's is still trimming their menu, but that doesn't involve getting rid of the classic Big Mac or apple pies.

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McDonald’s Is About To Eliminate A Bunch Of Your Favorite Menu Items

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A number of Quarter Pounder, Snack Wrap, and Premium Chicken sandwich options will be phased out.

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Japan Is Not Lovin’ The Coming Fries Shortage At Its McDonald’s Franchises

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The Japanese really love their McFries. Unfortunately, a labor dispute (and their own gluttony) have forced McDonald's to ration supplies.

ACCIDENTAL PORN

A Swiss McDonald’s Accidentally Showed Its Customers Hardcore Porn

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Much like Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, I would argue that if there's a screen, porn will be shown on it.

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Things Escalated Quickly For These Drunk Women Banging On A McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window

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One second, you're jonesing for a Filet-O-Fish. The next, a cop is tasering you. Ah, youth.

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Introduce Yourself To The Husband Who Allegedly Assaulted His Pregnant Wife With A McChicken Sandwich

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This man wasn't happy with the meal his wife chose for him, so he allegedly attacked her with it. Right in the face.

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Two Women Decimated A Philadelphia McDonald’s After Being Told They Couldn’t Have Breakfast

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Two women attacked a McDonald's customer the size of a grizzly bear in a rage over being told they had stopped serving breakfast.

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Allow Former ‘MythBuster’ Grant Imahara To Show You How A McRib Is Made

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Former 'Mythbuster' Grant Imahara shows us all how the McRib is constructed and how his credibility is deconstructed in a new video.

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Let’s Remember The Time Megan Mullally And John Goodman Starred Together In A 1980s McDonalds Commercial

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Remember that time Megan Mullally and John Goodman did an EggMcMuffin commercial together? No? Well, you're welcome.

#Dumb Criminals

Meet The Michigan Sex Offender Who Masturbated Twice In The Drive-Thru During A Single Trip To McDonald’s

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Michael Peterson pleasured himself in front of McDonald's drive-thru workers. Then he pulled around and did it again.

#Dumb Criminals

This Pedestrian Carjacked A Woman’s Car From The McDonald’s Drive Thru After Being Refused Service

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This guy had a very appropriate response to being turned away from the McDonald's drive thru.

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Someone Found A Swastika In Their McDonald’s Bun

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Because sometimes people are terrible, terrible racists.

SUPERSIZE ME

This Science Teacher Claims To Have Lost Over 60 Pounds By Eating Nothing But McDonald’s

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A science teacher ate nothing but McDonald's for 90+ days straight to prove ... Well, I'm still not exactly clear what he was trying to prove.


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