#Dumb Criminals

Meet The Michigan Sex Offender Who Masturbated Twice In The Drive-Thru During A Single Trip To McDonald’s

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Michael Peterson pleasured himself in front of McDonald's drive-thru workers. Then he pulled around and did it again.

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This Pedestrian Carjacked A Woman’s Car From The McDonald’s Drive Thru After Being Refused Service

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This guy had a very appropriate response to being turned away from the McDonald's drive thru.


Someone Found A Swastika In Their McDonald’s Bun

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Because sometimes people are terrible, terrible racists.


This Science Teacher Claims To Have Lost Over 60 Pounds By Eating Nothing But McDonald’s

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A science teacher ate nothing but McDonald's for 90+ days straight to prove ... Well, I'm still not exactly clear what he was trying to prove.


A Guy Walked Into A Queens McDonalds On Tuesday With A Kitchen Knife Sticking Out Of His Back

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NBD, just a guy walking into a McDonald's with a kitchen knife sticking out of his back.


Anderson Cooper Ate The Loneliest, Most Pathetic Meal For His Birthday


Anderson Cooper thought he'd treat himself on his birthday by stopping by a truck stop McDonald's.


McDonald’s Just Unveiled A Terrifying New Mascot That Will Make You Wish They’d Stick To Creepy Clowns

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McDonald's just announced its nightmare-inducing new mascot, an animated Happy Meal named "Happy."


No Thank You: McDonald’s Is Introducing A Guacamole Burger, Currently In Test Markets

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McDonald’s is testing three new avocado sandwiches: The guacamole burger, guacamole grilled chicken and guacamole crispy chicken sandwiches.


Outraged Woman Calls Local News Station Over Color Me Badd Being Played In McDonald’s Play Area

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This woman was furious to hear Color Me Badd's hit song in the McDonald's where her children were playing. Tick tock get up stop!


I’m Trying To Be Mad About Pink Spider-Man Toys But Am Failing

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Remember when Kathy Kane had a utility purse full of deadly weapons disguised as makeup? This is not like that.


Is This Hip, New Ronald McDonald Any Less Creepy Than The Old Ronald McDonald?

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McDonald's is rebranding their famous clown mascot Ronald McDonald with supposedly hip clothing and hair.


Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?


Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.


Burger King Ventures Into The Fast Food Breakfast Wars With Their New $1 Value Menu

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Breakfast Wars are getting real. Burger King steps in with their new dollar menu.


‘Hack The Menu’ Unlocks Every Fast Food Secret Menu Item, Including The Suicide Burger

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Ever wanted to try the infamous Suicide Burger at Burger King? Hack the Menu has you covered.


Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.

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