you lose debates when you look a million years old

If John McClane Can’t Beat Bark Obama Tonight, This Erection Will Be A Mixmatch!


John McClane faces a real uphill battalion against Bark Obama in their Precedentous Rebate tonight.

more articulate than sarah palin

If Bark Obama Wants To Secede In Tonight’s Debate, He Needs To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel!


Tonight’s highly antiparticipated debate between precendental candied date Bark Obama and John McCain should be a real BARNBANGER.

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