Look, I respect a man who can pull off a mustache.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
On Saturday night, Albert Pujols gave us perhaps the greatest individual game performance in World Series history.
From the criminally under-appreciated 12 Angry Mascots comes the next step in the Brian Wilson-style "turn relief pitchers into hilarious meta characters" thing we tried so desperately to do seven years ago with Cubs/everyone else reliever Kyle Farnsworth.
Just because we’ve previously covered the incredibly prestigious World Beard and Mustache Championships, we’re not opposed to covering facial hair contests on the regional circuit, especially when it’s for the betterment of the U.
Well, like nuts, at least.
Back in October, the American Mustache Institute announced its list of the 19 finalists for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, and now you can breathe again because a winner has been chosen.
Tips from James Bond: if a mustache doesn't make you look creepy enough, photobomb some teenage girls.
Every time I see something on College Humor I get depressed because it reminds me how long it's been since I left college.