Here’s Mad Magazine’s Politically Correct NFL Team Names, In Case The ‘Buccaneers’ Was Too Offensive

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MAD Magazine put together a list of politically correct NFL team names, including the New Orleans Non-Denominational Do-Gooders. Pay attention, Dan Snyder.


The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.


Hey Boston, Charles Barkley Thinks You’re Taking Your Teams’ Success For Granted

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The New England Patriots have a chance to win the Super Bowl every year, and Sir Charles Barkley thinks area reporters take that success for granted.


Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.


Your NFL Recap, Week 12: Cowboys Capture Must-Win, Bucs Shock Lions In Detroit, Broncos/Patriots Lives Up To Hype

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No team in the NFC North won a game this week, despite two of the teams playing against other.


Your NFL Recap, Week 7: Geno & The Jets Come Up Big, Peyton Manning Falls Short In Indy Return

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When you think of beneficiaries of sh*tty NFL rules, Tom Brady (thanks to the Tuck Rule) is the first to pop up.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 6: Tom Brady Brings The Pats Back To Beat Saints

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Every week, the NFL presents a "game of the week" and whether the honorable distinction lives up to its billing is a coin flip.

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QoTD: Who Wants Their NFL Team To Pick Up Aaron Hernandez Next Season?

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Never thought Aaron Hernandez would be playing football again, unless it was of The Longest Yard variety, right.


Rolling Stone Teases Aaron Hernandez Drug Allegations And Alleged Urban Meyer Cover-Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/suit_1377660613.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> The newest issue of Rolling Stone features just about the last thing Aaron Hernandez's defense attorneys want to see - a nosey journalist taking a deep delve into the former Patriot tight end's personal life.


Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.


The Florida Gators Have Removed Aaron Hernandez’s All-American Brick

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Yesterday, the judge in <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/aaron-hernandez" target="_blank">the Aaron Hernandez trial</a> <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/24/19660333-judge-grants-prosecutors-more-time-in-aaron-hernandez-case?lite" target="_blank">granted the prosecution more time to present evidence</a> to the grand jury for its case that the former New England Patriots tight end at least “orchestrated” the murder of Odin Lloyd, or possibly did it himself.


Aaron Hernandez’s Real Victims? Guys In Boston Who Kind Of Look Like Him

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Yesterday, <a href="http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/07/09/doppelganger/IPVoOws8XCMDlB1H631RtI/story.html" target="_blank">the Boston Globe posted a story</a> about Aaron Hernandez that led me to do a little bit of searching to find out when the newspaper started its own Onion-like section.

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Aaron Hernadez’s Former Friends Flips, Reportedly Gives Police Damning Evidence

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A friend accused of being involved in Aaron Hernandez's murder case is reportedly <a href="http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/07/trouble_for_aaron_hernandez_as_pal_flips">now cooperating with police</a> in the of Odin L.

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Aaron Hernandez Charged With Murder

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Via Getty A journey that began with "boy, that Aaron Hernandez seems to be in a sticky situation" has reached the darkest of conclusions.


So Vladimir Putin Kind of Stole Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring

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Russian president Vladimir Putin gives zero--nul--f*cks.


Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow Joins The Patriots


<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/tim-tebow/">Tim Tebow</a> signing with the New England Patriots gets the always entertaining and absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment, which he also received when he <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebows-jets-drama/">sat on the bench</a> with the New York Jets -- and <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebow-cut/">when they cut him</a>.

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