TOM BRADY

Your NFL Recap, Week 7: Geno & The Jets Come Up Big, Peyton Manning Falls Short In Indy Return

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When you think of beneficiaries of sh*tty NFL rules, Tom Brady (thanks to the Tuck Rule) is the first to pop up.

Washington Redskins

Your NFL Recap, Week 6: Tom Brady Brings The Pats Back To Beat Saints

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Every week, the NFL presents a "game of the week" and whether the honorable distinction lives up to its billing is a coin flip.

The Police Blotter

QoTD: Who Wants Their NFL Team To Pick Up Aaron Hernandez Next Season?

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Never thought Aaron Hernandez would be playing football again, unless it was of The Longest Yard variety, right.

URBAN MEYER

Rolling Stone Teases Aaron Hernandez Drug Allegations And Alleged Urban Meyer Cover-Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/suit_1377660613.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> The newest issue of Rolling Stone features just about the last thing Aaron Hernandez's defense attorneys want to see - a nosey journalist taking a deep delve into the former Patriot tight end's personal life.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

#NFL

The Florida Gators Have Removed Aaron Hernandez’s All-American Brick

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Yesterday, the judge in <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/aaron-hernandez" target="_blank">the Aaron Hernandez trial</a> <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/24/19660333-judge-grants-prosecutors-more-time-in-aaron-hernandez-case?lite" target="_blank">granted the prosecution more time to present evidence</a> to the grand jury for its case that the former New England Patriots tight end at least “orchestrated” the murder of Odin Lloyd, or possibly did it himself.

#NFL

Aaron Hernandez’s Real Victims? Guys In Boston Who Kind Of Look Like Him

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Yesterday, <a href="http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/07/09/doppelganger/IPVoOws8XCMDlB1H631RtI/story.html" target="_blank">the Boston Globe posted a story</a> about Aaron Hernandez that led me to do a little bit of searching to find out when the newspaper started its own Onion-like section.

The Police Blotter

Aaron Hernadez’s Former Friends Flips, Reportedly Gives Police Damning Evidence

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A friend accused of being involved in Aaron Hernandez's murder case is reportedly <a href="http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/07/trouble_for_aaron_hernandez_as_pal_flips">now cooperating with police</a> in the of Odin L.

The Police Blotter

Aaron Hernandez Charged With Murder

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Via Getty A journey that began with "boy, that Aaron Hernandez seems to be in a sticky situation" has reached the darkest of conclusions.

#NFL

So Vladimir Putin Kind of Stole Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring

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Russian president Vladimir Putin gives zero--nul--f*cks.

#NFL

Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow Joins The Patriots

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<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/tim-tebow/">Tim Tebow</a> signing with the New England Patriots gets the always entertaining and absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment, which he also received when he <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebows-jets-drama/">sat on the bench</a> with the New York Jets -- and <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebow-cut/">when they cut him</a>.

#NFL

Julian Edelman, Bradley Cooper Visited A Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor

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The other day, <a href="https://twitter.com/DannyAmendola/status/324020933012619264">New England Patriots receiver Danny Amendola Tweeted</a> that he’d be donating $100 for every reception he recorded this season, as well as $200 for every dropped pass, to the Boston Marathon Relief Fund, and he received a mostly-gracious response.

#NFL

Broken Forearm + Shirtless Dancing + Pro Wrestling = Rob Gronkowski Dance Party

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So, here's everything you need to know: <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/update-rob-gronkowski-is-sorry-about-being-awesome" target="_blank">Porn aficionado</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/rob-gronkowski-wants-to-have-sex-with-tim-tebow-for-the-worst-reasons" target="_blank">Tim Tebow f**ker</a> and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski went out dancing at a Las Vegas nightclub.

#NFL

Taiwan Presents Super Bowl XLVII

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Taiwan Animation takes on Super Bowl XLVII, because of course they do.

#NFL

The Sports WAG Feud That Absolutely Nobody Asked For: Linda Hogan Vs. Anna Welker

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This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.


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