You should know the drill by now.
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You should know the drill by now.
The legend of Robert Griffin III continues to grow each Sunday.
I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.
The New York Jets were the NFL's highest scoring team after Week 1 averaging a robust 48 points a game.
Picking the most important game to highlight was easy for this week's recap.
With the New York Jets sort of thriving under new offensive coordinator Tony Sparano, the Miami Dolphins’ focus should be on how to stop whatever plays he’s going to throw at them in what will most certainly be a big revenge game for the former Miami coach.
"Here's the story, of a lovely lady.
Last month, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg shoehorned himself into the national news scene when he told a local TV news crew that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/man-attacked-teenager-celebrated-tebowin">a man attacked him while he was mowing his lawn</a>.
Back in July, New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/santonio-holmes-wants-the-big-bad-media-people-to-be-nice-now-please">vented his frustrations with the New York media</a>, telling reporters that he didn’t appreciate how writers had been criticizing his team.
Disclaimer: So we're clear, the following has nothing to do with President Barack Obama or Kim Kardashian.
Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.
I am well aware that blogging on a sports comedy site does not make me a "journalist" or a "reporter", and sure, 90% of my day is <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/a-golden-treasury-of-cheesy-late-80searly-90s-wwf-promo-photos#page/1" target="_blank">collecting cheesy wrestler photos</a> until I can run downstairs and watch movies, but Jesus Christ, even my highest-of-the-low-quality-writers no-worth-ethic-having ass would not use my internationally-broadcast Weather Channel report on Hurricane Isaac as an excuse to "Tebow".
The New York Jets are 0-2 in the 2012 NFL Preseason thus far, and quarterback Mark Sanchez is a combined 13/17 for 80 yards, 0 TD and 1 INT in those two games.
Two weeks ago, the NFL announced that it had signed some pretty heavy hitters <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000039776/article/serena-williams-condoleezza-rice-appear-in-nfl-ads">to endorse a new line of fan gear for women</a>, and while it’s not as awesome as <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Marisa-Miller.jpg">when the league did this</a>, it’s still a hell of a statement.
Yesterday, after <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/happy-25th-birthday-timothy-richard-tebow">we wished New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow a very happy 25th birthday</a>, ESPN apparently turned the volume up to 11 and threw the Teebster a birthday party for the ages.
If you weren’t aware that today is New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow’s birthday, then you probably haven’t turned on a TV or logged into Facebook or Twitter yet.
In what might be the exact opposite of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/holy-crap-that-miami-heat-porn-star-oral-sex-celebration-actually-happened" target="_blank">a bunch of basketball fans traveling across the country to get blowjobs from porn stars</a>, here's a picture of two nice young ladies at the New York Jets training camp who drove seven hours with personalized signs to get a hug from way back back-up quarterback Tim Tebow.
Boomer And Carton In The Morning host and ex-New York Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason can reference his five years as a radio host, 14 years as a pro football player or 15 years as a television analyist when telling you what he thinks about current Jets back-up handsome Christian Tim Tebow, but why bother.
New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes likes to talk.
Charles Hubbard <a href="http://www.christiansagainstnike.com/aboutCANandmySpiritualgifts.html#.T8YmDOhYu6Q">claims to be a spiritual man</a>, called upon by the great Creator to use his “Spiritual gifts for His glory” but he’s smart enough to know that in this age of the Internet and social media, you need to hitch your wagon to something that really pulls.