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J.J. Watt Joins The Anti-Bae Camp

| 68 Comments

He totes hates "totes" as well.

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Dikembe Mutombo Is Encouraging J.J. Watt

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Mutombo gives approval to J.J. Watt taking his celebration.

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Steelers’ Three Minutes of Competence Doom Texans

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Good news for the Texans: you dominated 57 minutes of that game.

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Antonio Brown Reversed a Pitch And Threw A Touchdown Pass To Give The Steelers The Lead

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Pretty crazy play among Pittsburgh's mad flurry of points late in the first half.

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Texans-Steelers MNF Live Blog, Second Half

| 605 Comments

Houston was comfortably ahead with five minutes to go in the half, then the Steelers exploded for 24 points.

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Texans-Steelers MNF Live Blog

| 806 Comments

J.J. Watt almost single-handedly beat the Colts, which means he should be able to defeat the Steelers.

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Thursday Night Game Competitive

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J.J. Watt did his best for the Texans. Unfortunately, they needed someone other than him to do something.

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, Second Half

| 849 Comments

A 13-point deficit is actually pretty good for a Thursday game.

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Colts-Texans TNF Live Blog

| 864 Comments

Still watching Thursday night games against our better judgment.

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Week 5 Early Games Open Thread

| 1,510 Comments

It's the battle of Texas and the battle of QBs who extend the play.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Houston Texans

| 42 Comments

Can't get much worse than last season. Oh wait, they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick.

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Texans, Stop Breaking Head Coaching News When We’re Drinking For New Year’s Eve

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Leave it to Houston to interrupt our night of scotch, sex and yelling at Johnny Manziel (not in that order), but here we are two hours before midnight in the Lone Star State and the Texans have found their new head coach in Bill O'BrienĀ according to ESPN's Adam Schefter.

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Gary Kubiak Got Fired

| 93 Comments

First coach firing of the year.

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Texans-Jaguars Live Blog, Second Half

| 702 Comments

The Texans really, really want that top pick.

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Texans-Jaguars Battle For First Pick Live Blog

| 857 Comments

Which loser will triumph despite it being against their best interests?


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