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And That's Why You Always Wear A Cup

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New Zealand cricketer Kane Williamson is one of the luckiest men on Earth today.

rodents

Introducing Ferret Legging, The Sport With The Goal Of Not Being Castrated By Rodents

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I have a ridiculous fascination with horrible things that people do to themselves in the name of sport.

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The Billboards Worked, Tim Tebow Played

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The Denver Broncos have been the talk of the town throughout the first 2 weeks of the NFL season, but it’s not because they’re good or terrible or anything fundamental like that.

YES ANOTHER VIDEO

The Best Of 2010*: Skateboarder Cup Checks

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It has been a busy day on the tips line, and this gem came to us that way via Travis, who, like many of us, enjoy seeing visual evidence of skateboarders being unable to reproduce.

#THE SIMPSONS

Favre’s Junk Is All Over The Place

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Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre's wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don't then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/say-would-you-like-to-see-an-alleged-picture-of-brett-favre%E2%80%99s-penis-nsfw.html">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> from last week.

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‘Sack Tapping’ Bad For Your Junk

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You're not going to believe this, but apparently punching other people in the testicular region can cause lasting damage.

SKATEBOARDING

Skateboarder Ruins Skateboard, Among Other Things

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I stopped skateboarding when I was 14 and I realized that I'd never be any good at it.

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This Guy Did Not Get Signed

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You've seen how some of these college players have invaded YouTube and posted videos of themselves <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpiMUKfSKIQ">running through walls</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54">jumping over tall objects</a> in hopes of catching on with an NFL team.

SOCCER

SOCCER PLAYER GOES BALLS-OUT

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Playing defense in soccer is about as thankless as it gets.

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SPEAR TO THE GROIN!

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Greg Robertson, an Australian diver spear-fishing off the continent's southern coast, landed an unexpectedly large catch -- himself.

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TODAY IN SHATTERED TESTICLE NEWS…

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Here's video (courtesy of <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/07/jose-molina-takes-one-for-team.html" target="_blank">AA</a>) of one of the catching Molina brothers getting a Mariano Rivera fastball directly to the groin.

SOCCER

DAVID BECKHAM PUNISHES TESTICLES

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DC United's Luciano Emilio Gonzalo Martinez took this laser from David Beckham directly to the groin during the second minute of yesterday's game at RFK, leaving the forward writhing on the pitch while Becks chuckled about destroying another man's genitalia.

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OUCH

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Danny Granger scored a direct hit on Antawn Jamison's testicles last night, and the resulting nut shot isn't half as entertaining as the announcers' reactions, which include laughter followed by "That's not a laughing matter, actually," a perfectly in-unison "OOOOOHHH.

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NO SPORT IS WORTH A FRACTURED TESTICLE

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In Florida, Grandview Prep senior guard Isaac Sosa took a knee to the groin while driving to the hoop against Miami-Choice last Saturday.


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