POWER RANKINGS

NFL Starting Quarterbacks Ranked By How Good I Think They’d Be At Ranking Quarterbacks

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There's a lot of disagreement on which quarterbacks are good at ranking other quarterbacks. We settle that today.

FOOD NETWORK STAR

Food Network Star Power Rankings: Match.Com Presents A Feast Of Switcheroos

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This week's Food Network Star cooked up a feast of CONSTANT SWITCHEROOS.

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From Tomato Cans To Mike Tyson: The Definitive ‘Punch-Out!!’ Fighter Power Rankings

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Glass Joe, Mike Tyson and everybody in between. Who are our favorite boxers in 'Punch-Out!!' history?

FOOD NETWORK STAR

Food Network Star Power Rankings, Week 4: ‘4th Of July Picnic’

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Episode four, "Paula Deen's Son Complains About Bad Shrimp."

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Food Network Star Power Rankings: Week 3, ‘Trendy Dinner’

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With Matthew the Obnoxious Twink gone, the contestants had to cook something Stinky, Slimy, Incendiary, and Raw.

FOOD NETWORK STAR

Food Network Star Power Rankings, Week 2: Savory Baking

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We rank this season's contestants on Food Network Star, even though someday we will die.

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We Ranked Every ‘Song Of The Summer’ Since 1985

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We went back 30 years to assign each summer jam its own slot on the list of best and worst of all time. Sorry Los Del Rio.

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From Crowe To Crowder: The Definitive Ranking Of ‘Justified’ Villains

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You know who number one is, but where do the other villains from "Justified" rank?

#Thanksgiving

A Very Thankful Power Ranking Of Wrestling’s Best Bird Characters

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From the Gobbledy Gooker to Jack Swagger's Soaring Eagle, wrestling has given us some bird-themed characters to be thankful for.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Ranking The NFL Announcers

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I've gone on and made a definitive list that all others will be judged by, and if you disagree well then I'm sorry you have chosen to live your life as a person who is wrong all the time.

#NFL

Where Does Your Favorite Team Rank In This Week’s NFL Power Rankings?

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Where Does Your Favorite Team Rank In This Week's NFL Power Rankings?

#NFL

Here’s An NFL Power Ranking With Teams Ranked In No Particular Order

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Here's where your team stands through 4 weeks of the season.

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The Revised Rankings of the 12 Months Of The Year

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Danger Guerrero completely messed up ranking the months of the year for Uproxx. We fixed it for him.

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The Definitive ‘Franklin & Bash’ Power Rankings

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Definitive rankings of the titular characters on "Franklin & Bash."

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Power Rankings: How Does ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Compare With The Other Turtles Movies?

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Where does each of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies fit in the film canon? Let's find out!

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The Inaugural Roger Clinton Sh*ttiest Celebrity Brothers Power Rankings

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For Roger Clinton's birthday, we honor some other terrible brothers of celebrities who have made names for themselves in recent years.

#MMA

Fighter Dogs Power Rankings: Part Two

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The second installment of our very important rankings of the dogs of various mixed martial arts fighters.

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Ranking The New XBox One TV Shows

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The Xbox One is getting a lot of TV shows... and some of them might actually be good!

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Where Does ‘Devil’s Due’ Fit In Our Satanic Baby Power Ranking?

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'Devil's Due' is one of a long line of Satanic baby movies. But where does it rank among them?


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