Lying

Hey, The NFL, Hire Me As Your Director Of Investigations

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A formal cover letter and resume for the NFL's consideration when hiring for the Director of Investigations position

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE LIMES?

A Winning Resume, Nic Cage, And Links

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Today's links, the greatest resume of all time, the Nic Cage version of the "limes guy" meme, and helpful advice on how to find the clitoris.


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