#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Michael Bay And Michaelangelo Respond To The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kerfuffle


Yesterday, the news broke that Michael Bay had said some ridiculous things about his production company's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live-action reboot being directed by the Battle Los Angeles guy.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch would like to report a Ninja Turtle sodomy


It turns out that metaphorical rape is an equally-opportunity crime, from which neither men nor women are safe, which is what makes it perhaps the biggest threat facing melodramatic crybabies today.

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