#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Michael Bay And Michaelangelo Respond To The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kerfuffle

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Yesterday, the news broke that Michael Bay had said some ridiculous things about his production company's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live-action reboot being directed by the Battle Los Angeles guy.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch would like to report a Ninja Turtle sodomy

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It turns out that metaphorical rape is an equally-opportunity crime, from which neither men nor women are safe, which is what makes it perhaps the biggest threat facing melodramatic crybabies today.


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