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The 'Best' Athletes And Other Stars From The 2011 Teen Choice Awards

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  <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/teen-choice.jpg"></a>The 2011 Teen Choice Awards took place on Sunday and if you’re unfamiliar with the event, it’s basically a competition between PR reps, agents, and studios to whore not only their young talent (and their respective vehicles) out to the most important demographic, but also their aging and increasingly irrelevant stars of TV and movies.

#TRUE BLOOD

6.16 The Cooler

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Lizz Robbins Does Titillating Tuesdays Very Well Foreign Exchange @ Revival [Dope-A-Lot] Maybe You Bring Out The Bitch In Him [Blogxilla] Vice's Dos & Don'ts: Ice-T [Viceland] Tennis Officials Plan To Curb Female Grunting [Gunaxin] Shoe Store Looted During Los Angeles Lakers Riots [Up On [...].

SHAWN JOHNSON

SHAWN JOHNSON IS THE ‘DANCING’ CHAMPION

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On last night's "Dancing with the Stars" finale, America named Shawn Johnson the winner, even though she was clearly the third-best finalist and probably shouldn't have been in the finals at all (Lil' Kim was robbed last week).

SHAWN JOHNSON

THAT MIGHT NOT BE LEGAL

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On Monday night's "Dancing with the Stars," Shawn Johnson and her partner Mark Ballas did the Lindy Hop, and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5191457/shawn-johnson-is-having-a-rough-couple-of-weeks" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> suggested that maybe Ballas had gotten an erection during the dance.

SHAWN JOHNSON

I’D TOTALLY WATCH ‘KIDNAPPING THE STARS’

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People throw the term "jailbait" around pretty loosely, but it's important to remember that girls who are younger than 18 aren't really jailbait unless you stalk them and keep loaded guns, duct tape, zip ties, and love letters in your car.

SHAWN JOHNSON

HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE HER TACO POP

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Robert O'Ryan is the 34-year-old guy that really, really wanted to meet Dancing With The Has-Beens contestant and noted jail bait Shawn Johnson.

SHAWN JOHNSON

GYMNASTS IN BIKINIS… HOORAY?

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I'm always uncomfortable with anyone sexualizing female gymnasts, because even a lot of the ones who are of legal age have that "little girl" feel to them.


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