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Bayern-Man U, As Re-Enacted By Legos

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We could have made a bigger deal about this Bayern-Manchester United match from last week, where Bayern essentially knocked the prominent English club out of Champions League title contention.

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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL > SUPER BOWL

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Good people of America, it's time to run to your pickup trucks.

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GOALIE SCORES GOAL IN SOCCER

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This has been around the web for a couple days now, but it's rather awesome and it has nothing to do with Tiger Woods, so I feel compelled to post it here.

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REAL MADRID ROLLS OUT NEWEST PURCHASE

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Real Madrid won't have another match for two weeks, but that didn't stop the Spanish Champions League club from opening its doors for a preview of <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/UVEJgQ-hFEE/Official+Presentation+Cristiano+Ronaldo+Real/q1Q9kweWQOe/Cristiano+Ronaldo">their new acquisition</a>, Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the greatest soccer player in the world.

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RONALDO ALMOST CERTAINLY DID PARIS HILTON

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As the athlete's celebratory cry for the team achievement has long been, "I'm going to Disneyland," the new exclamation for the more provocative sportsman might be, "I'm gonna blow a load into Paris Hilton.

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RONALDO TO REAL MADRID IN $131M TRANSFER

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Don't think of this a soccer story so much as it's a triumph of capitalism in the most pinko sport in the world.

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NIGERIAN BUS DRIVER RUNS OVER SOCCER FANS

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In the wake of the UEFA Champions League final and crazy-assed soccer fandom worldwide, a bus driver in Nigeria who also happened to be a Manchester United fan ran over four celebrating FC Barcelona fans after Barca defeated Man U 2-0.

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LAKERS, REDWINGS, FC BARCA ALL WON

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Three big playoff games happened last night, two of which took place on this side of the pond.

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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL STARTS…RIGHT NOW

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I have no idea how this soccer business works over in Europe.

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CHELSEA HOSED IN BIG SEMIFINAL GAME

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Some people are really bent out of shape about this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRXNjvkLT2Q&feature=related">Champions League</a> semifinal result after Chelsea lost to FC Barcelona yesterday by the score of 1-1.

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ARSENAL FAN KILLS HIMSELF :(

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So <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_F.C.">Arsenal</a> got smashed in its <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWUMUN3cYo">Champions League</a> semifinal match with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_united">Manchester United</a> last night (those names are linked up because this is America and you're under no obligation to know anything about soccer).

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‘SWINE FLU’ SCARE STRIKES CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

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I haven't read much about this new "swine flu" "epidemic," (sorry, I have a life) but I was a bit surprised to learn that this particular slice of real life invaded the UEFA Champions League tournament when Arsenal had one of their players quarantined by his own team in fears of a swine flu outbreak.


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