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The Cards Santa Hat is Way Strong


Jerry Fitzharold and Edgie Wedgie are cold lampin', dropping 23 bars of hot fire, chillin' on the one, fresh to def, going for dolo and all the other stuff they picked up listening to Gang Starr's Greatest Hits CD (Cop that shit.

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I Guess It Beats a Mullet


Say, that gives me an idea.

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That’s Bigger Than Big!


I ran across this Buzzsaw fan video last night and I think it resonated with me because the Cardinals have always struck me as the kid who is lanky, ungainly yet oddly disarming in his aw-shucks loser-like qualities in the great metaphorical schoolyard of the NFL.

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