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Boss Todd Lays Down The Law

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Todd Haley: I called this meeting of the offense because I've been noticing resistance to the prevailing philosophy of this football team.

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Steelers-Titans Live Blog, Second Half

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The game is reasonably derpy, with a team taking a sack from 1st and goal from the 1-yard line, another having a punt blocked to swing the lead and a whole lot of terrible pass coverage.

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Steelers-Titans Live Blog, First Half

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The uneasy relationship between Boss Todd and THE BEN remains a topic of conversation.

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2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Pittsburgh Steelers

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The Steelers got to 12-4 last year by virtue of a soft schedule that pit them against the NFC West and AFC South.

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Meeting With The New Boss

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Todd Haley: You pukes got lousy attitudes but you do have some talent.

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Todd Haley: Occasional Non-Butthole

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Steelers already squander Haley's "one shower per team" quota.

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Camaros and Motorcycles: Together At Last

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The Steelers have hired famed shouting homeless person Todd Haley to be their next offensive coordinator.

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Week 15 Meast and Least, Featuring #ClownFraud

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The weekly Meast post is one of our favorite spots for an off-topic rant, and I'd like to take this opportunity to share my list of the five laziest words in sports commentary (phony/fraud/punk/clown/thug).

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Angry Homeless Man Set Adrift

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The Chiefs have fired Todd Haley, which is richly deserved but still somewhat sad, because we'll miss Camaro jokes and sideline tirades.

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Two Tyler Palko Primetime Starts In The Span Of A Week? How Can I Say No?

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The quarterback-deficient Chiefs were able to claim Kyle Orton off waivers last Wednesday, but they're probably wise to not play him against the Steelers defense on four days of preparation with a new offense.

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Battle of the Hobo Coaches: Monday Night Football Open Thread

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Tonight the broken-down Camaro that is the Kansas City Chiefs roars into Gillette Stadium, where Todd Haley will no doubt burn out the engine and suffer a flat tire while attempting donuts at midfield.

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YA BETTA BENCH SOMEBODDDAAAAYYYYYY

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I feel like I spent all of Derpoween sitting out in the field waiting for The Great Pumpkin Marmalard to show himself, only for nothing but derps and derps and derps and derps.

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Chargers-Chiefs Derpoween Live Blog

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American (Football Conference West) Horror Story Well, it's something to watch after you've shown off your undead Google Reader costume.

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The Chiefs Got Fancy New Tablets… BUT AT WHAT PRICE?

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[Chiefs camp, late August] Todd Haley: Hey.

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AFC Divisional Round Bloodbath Is Set

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Keyshawn and the ESPN crew won't be able to ruin this moment until next season Joe Flacco finally posted a halfway competent outing in a playoff game.

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Ed Reed Family Search Party Live Chat

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Charlie Weis Already Placing Orders At Gainesville Restaurants When your franchise's last postseason victory came against the Houston Oilers, you've been going through quite a bit of football frustration the last generation or so.

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The Increasingly Poor Miscues Of Todd Haley

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The Chiefs yesterday were the last team to be knocked from the ranks of the unbeaten when they lost to the Colts in Indianapolis, mostly because Dwayne Bowe can't catch, Matt Cassel is awful and Todd Haley wanted to pretend like it was Super Bowl XLIV all over again and he was Sean Payton.

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Coach Haley Is Not Pleased With Your Execution

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(Chiefs practice bubble) Matt Cassel: Oh man oh man.

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Coach Haley Is Not Your Waiter

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(Chiefs headquarters) Scott Pioli: And here’s the weight room.


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