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Mummy Reboot to Get Rebooted, Creativity to Die In Hollywood

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The reboot of "The Mummy" was an entertainingly ridiculous action adventure movie that pretty much answer the question of what happens when you give a sugared-up fourteen year old a hundred million dollars and tell him to make the most awesome Indiana Jones ripoff ever.

BONER STABBING

Dustin Hoffman will save you, Fockers!

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Little Fockers looks terrible (and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/little-fockers-thinks-dustin-hoffman-will-make-it-not-sock" target="_blank">reportedly cost</a> $100M to make), but as they say in Hollywood, that was yesterday, grandpa.

FAST AND FURIOUS

5ast and 5ious will Rock your Johnson

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Word up, jabronis, say hi to your mothers for me.


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