WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE?

Auburn Tree Poisoner Speaks, Realizes Entire Life Has Been Stupid

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Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn (you know, the trees normal, ecologically-minded people cover in toilet paper to celebrate football victories) has spoken out, saying he expects to go to jail.

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Auburn Had Their Tree Attacked

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We're late to this Toomer's Corner business on the Auburn campus, but that's only because I don't really think of the killing of trees as news.


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