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The First Earth-Sized Exoplanet In A Star’s Habitable Zone Has Been Found. Dibs.

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NASA has found an exoplanet similar in size to Earth orbiting in the habitable zone of red dwarf star. Dibs. We just called dibs.

YOUR MOM

Three More Exoplanets Discovered In The Habitable Zone, Including The Smallest One Yet

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NASA's Kepler telescope has discovered three more exoplanets in the habitable zone of their solar system to add to our growing tally.

YOUR MOM

SNIKT! Wannabe Wolverine Allegedly Attacks Best Friend For Allegedly Doing His Mom

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Wolverine claws, best friends fighting over the hotness of a mom, the mom trying to break up the fight, Utah... this story has everything!

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Kepler Finds 11 Solar Systems With 26 Planets, We Call Dibs

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NASA launched the Kepler telescope into space in March of 2009, and it has already found all sorts of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/tag/kepler">cool sh-t</a>.

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Three Smallest Exoplanets Discovered (And Other Awesome Space News)

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Two months after the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/first-exoplanet-in-the-habitable-zone-of-a-sun-like-star-discovered-kepler-22b">first discovery</a> of an exoplanet orbiting in the habitable zone of a sun-like star and one month after the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/smallest-exoplanets-orbiting-a-sun-like-star-discovered">first discovery</a> of the two exoplanets similar in size to Earth (Kepler-20e and Kepler-20f, pictured above), researchers using the Keck Observatory in Hawaii and public data from NASA's Kepler mission have discovered the smallest exoplanets yet.

YOUR MOM

Smallest Exoplanets Orbiting A Sun-Like Star Discovered

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Just a few weeks after the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/first-exoplanet-in-the-habitable-zone-of-a-sun-like-star-discovered-kepler-22b">first discovery</a> of an exoplanet orbiting in the habitable zone of a sun-like star, NASA announced another record-breaking discovery.

YOUR MOM

First Exoplanet In The Habitable Zone Of A Sun-Like Star Discovered

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Previously, the only two confirmed exoplanets in the habitable zone of their star (where liquid water could exist) were <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/05/gliese-581d-is-so-hot-right-now-plus-the-best-messages-from-earth">orbiting the same red dwarf star</a>.

YOUR MOM

Links With Morgan Freeman, A Paternal Cat, And A Corgi Battle

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Meme Watch: ‘We’re A Culture, Not A Costume’ Parody Posters Will Not Be Denied This Halloween |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/10/meme-watch-were-a-culture-not-a-costume-parody-posters/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| ‘Pizza Party’ Is Just A ‘Grove St.

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Dogs And Cats Linking Together. Mass Hysteria.

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ABOVE: Did you like the <a href="../2011/03/hipsters-dinosaurs-and-links">hipster dog</a> from yesterday.

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Your mom won the SAG Award for ‘Most Saggy’

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The SAG Awards happened last night, and I wish I could tell you whether anything interesting happened, but I was curled up in a little ball hoping handfuls of advil would bring down the fever I seem to have caught in Sundance.

#TRAILERS

Jihad Comedy Four Lions Has a US Trailer

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I posted a trailer for Brit director Chris Morris's first feature, Four Lions, back <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/a-hilarious-comedy-about-suicide-bombers" target="_blank">in March</a>, just after it played to rave reviews at Sundance.

YOUR MOM

GEORGE CLOONEY & YOUR MOM MAKE A PORNO

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It's being reported today that GEORGE CLOONEY has signed up to star in a GERMAN SCHEISS VIDEO opposite YOUR MOM.

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JUST AN 82-FOOT GAME-WINNING BUZZER-BEATER

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This video started to make the rounds yesterday, but I was too busy reading up on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=13681" target="_self">dead guys' dancer ex-girlfriends</a> to get around to posting it.

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NEW SIMON PEGG MOVIE TRAILER

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If you didn't see Hot Fuzz, you suck and I hate you.

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CUBE, DURST ROCK THE SUBURBS

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As if your face and your mother's whoring weren't enough to make you contemplate suicide, now comes the news that Ice Cube will be collaborating with Fred Durst on an upcoming movie.

YOUR MOM

JOY DIVISION BIOPIC TRAILER: 'CONTROL'

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The <a href="//cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/ukyvideo/index.php?rn=1095451&cl=3767698&ds=cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com','playerWindow','width=793,height=666,scrollbars=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no'));" target="_blank">trailer for Control</a>; not to be confused with Kontroll, the Hungarian subway movie, or Cuntroll, the documentary about your mother's labiaplasty; is now online.

#Star Trek

SCOTTY ONCE AGAIN PLAYED BY GUY NAMED JIM

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According to the Sunday Mirror, James McAvoy (Last King of Scotland) has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Star Trek movie.

YOUR MOM

JASON BIGGS JOINS DANE COOK IN TURD

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Jason Biggs and Lizzy Caplan (the goth chick from Mean Girls) have joined the cast of Bachelor No.

YOUR MOM

ANNA KOURNIKOVA GOT TOLD, YO

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Sexy spokesperson and failed tennis player Anna Kournikova <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202007/gossip/pagesix/return_smash_pagesix_.htm" target="_blank">got served in Miami</a>, and not in the good way like at most restaurants.


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